It takes a bit of concentration/practice, but during a meeting last week I used the bottle several times in the space of an hour without any chirping.
what do you think about putting a little graphic up and a “sign” that says “Under Construction”? Something that looks like a little cartoon perhaps?
salmonella
oops, ha. meant to google that.
the chaos is terrified by the gleam of agenda in my eye.
I guess what I’m saying is that some people hold their religion close to the vest, and some wear it like a giant foam cowboy hat.
my lawnmower broke. So now I don’t have to mow the lawn anymore.
Help me name my socks.
Aqua. Easily the best band to come out of Europe, in the ’90s, named after a liquid.
Power corrupts. Powerpoint corrupts absolutely.
There are worse things this administration might have done. And we will eventually discover that they did them all.
- July 2008
- It takes a bit of concentration/practice
- June 2008
- oh Dear God.
- salmonella
- May 2008
- the chaos is terrified by the gleam of agenda in my eye.
- April 2008
- giant foam cowboy hat
- my lawnmower broke.
- Help me name my socks.
- Aqua. Easily the best band to come out of Europe, in the '90s, named after a liquid.
- March 2008
- Power corrupts. Powerpoint corrupts absolutely.
- There are worse things this administration might have done.
- February 2008
- it looks like you just watch hairy dirt dudes run around with wooly mammoths
- Welcome to the Information Age. Please RTFM.
- my blog was more fun when i was less boring
- On June 31st, they are PEAS FROM THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!! [cue Theremin]
- I think Lemurs are the cutest little drug addicts ever.
- January 2008
- rats in tanks SAVING MONEY!
- When given the choice between Option A and Option B, real freedom comes from creating Option C.
- Carrots are making my head feel tight. Grr.
- Hope life is going as well for you as you deserve
- couldn't get back to sleep this morning so i joined facebook
- oooh, my kit kat bar just called me a cutie pie!
- I realize rocks are not magic.
- December 2007
- It's like emo-yodeling.
- I guarantee by Christmas Day
- November 2007
- Cheerleaders don't kill Vampires
- and a lawyer
- October 2007
- When you are carrying human body parts
- Elaine Stritch
- I have a lot of good memories tied to this song
- busey only
- Challenge anyone not wearing a badge!
- there is no FU in Security
- I'll never eat cool whip again.
- The whole show looks like it was airbrushed on a unicorn.
- September 2007
- She's a really nice lady, but she has a boss, and her boss has a thumb...
- That isn't part of the foreplay process but it is still very important.
- His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.
- when in RedVinestan, eat as the RedVinestans do.
- August 2007
- I’m just alerting you to save you from embarrassing peach nose juice. Cause I care.
- i could be curing cancer, but NO! i know these lyrics. well played, brain.
- Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."
- Never name a cat Loki, okay? Just... don't.
- When I say "no cheese"
- At this point, it's like nailing Jell-O.
- Screening is overbooked to ensure capacity.
- I am unemployed.
- July 2007
- apparently I can't learn with pants on
- Tuesday? Hah!
- eee
- June 2007
- Yesterday it was houseplants, pictures, and a smattering of swords.
- Milk would come out of my nose, even if I was not drinking milk at the time.
- IF ANYBODY WANTS ME I'LL BE IN THE PARK WATCHING THE STATUES.
- Sure, there's a learning curve, but it's pointed downward.
- Thanks, everyone, for the good wishes, lunch, and knives!
- Soft-start for slow turn-on
- May 2007
- Not tinnitus, I have an earache.
- I'm the greates xhtmler EVA!
- rotating plastic globe with a built-in sifting mechanism
- lolcats ate my grammar. :(
- your mom's extra functionality weighs her down
- my mother the artist
- Chuck Berry
- April 2007
- Let's now begin a 45 minute brainstorm on how we can end this meeting quickly.
- I can type about 75 wpm.
- This is cool if you are into gore (horror gore, not the ex VP)...
- I sanction contronyms.
- And then I died from the cuteness, so now I am late for work.
- Presumably, effective immediately, basically.
- basically, they don't give the same craps i do
- Not reading this is absolutely free.
- If you're wearing another color, you'd have to read someone else's book.
- You have not read the entire internet
- Disclaimer: This is NOT an April Fool's Day post!
- March 2007
- Click Ok then you should see this sweet confirmation message
- I don't think Starbuck is the fifth
- I want a thick, goofy, rounded font named Horatio Sans.
- Today I am adding the usual 6 files, plus a 7th to show where the 6 files go.
- February 2007
- This is the punishment for doing really good work.
- I made an error/typo in my email about a possible error/typo.
- 500 jars
- If you don't hate the current tool, there's something wrong with you.
- I'm going to be very open and honest with you. Something is going on that I cannot talk to you about.
- I am oftentimes pleased by the appearance and smell of meat.
- I could Twitter that I'm watching Lost, but that would be as obvious as Twittering that I'm breathing.
- here's the joke! it's flying -- here's your head
- I like to learn. Even if it's sort of gross.
- I'm not questioning it, I'm just saying, "Why?"
- I don't remember exactly what I said but I said that exact thing.
- January 2007
- he's like a schoolgirl with a crush now, it's pretty lol
- you need to talk about poop a little so we can have a positive work environment
- why buy Apple?
- yeah, I couldn't find her actually smelling her armpits, so I settled
- garrett, i didn't wake up wearing pants
- December 2006
- We just kept going up in price until we found one that didn't catch on fire.
- He seems all right, but I don't know who all he's married to.
- Halloween
- Stuck in a series of YouTubes.
- 10 songs
- i'll bet sharepoint had to go to the prom with her dad
- So, like Jews for Jesus, but for blogging?
- they do stuff with each other that involves potassium or whatever
- also cupcakes prevent killing.
- clients assume that "Senior Dev" means the guy who first shows up
- November 2006
- Tell me about it. Disney had my family killed.
- Yay, we should all go outside and build a sleetman.
- wintry mix = weather 2.0 mashup
- If this was true, I would hug him and then go have myself degreased.
- You can get a lot of mileage out of a car metaphor
- Yeah, but he's a butt, and butts are funny, but the show was not!
- we will have add new vowels to the language
- it's going slowly
- I'll just put this over here, with the rest of the fire.
- A yummy tradition!!
- Bowling for Soup
- what if i dont want to play with her marbles
- If it's filled with something, I'm gonna be livid.
- So give each other a hug.
- you are tired of your cat
- October 2006
- Even though I heard the mechanical tiger
- wow, won the lottery and hit by a bus all in the same day
- I don't know that it's that bad when you get it in the nose.
- Then I'd call it something like "Freedom Vanilla."
- It's like being stalked by a lazy vampire.
- The huge head is on the tan horse.
- Go, be thou rocked, enjoy.
- yo momma uses marquee to announce her prices.
- September 2006
- 15 painted cards from a vampire idiot.
- I cannot count or even separate the distinct flavors of greatness
- I just mocked in my mouth a little.
- It's caramel and I don't have a girlfriend.
- Judah and Buddha are not mutually exclusive.
- Probably none of us has ever encoded our music into the WMA format, but most of our cousins have.
- Poor Dave Thomas
- clown college painting
- this is my favorite quote ever
- is it a cult?
- I should say not, dear fellow.
- The new roommates are dirty, lazy drunks -- and I love them.
- BTW, mail is down.
- it rolls off the tongue like rubber cement slides off fingers
- These zombies are so horny!
- shrimp pasta
- August 2006
- I'm engaging the egregiousness of the act
- When he says "jump," people say, "what trajectory?"
- We apologize for a lack of photos on the Texas pages
- Memorize this speech. Just in case.
- lopez has a nice design but sucks content wise
- The measurement of learning is surprise.
- Who would win in a fight?
- I am a vampire and
- Three is the new four.
- For me, driving cross-country is like one big screen saver.
- who's a tool?
- Technology is too important to be left up to technologists.
- If your face hurts, I'm pretty sure you don't hold it right.
- July 2006
- With his mouth, or otherwise?
- If you Windows-L me, so help me I will asterisk you.
- oh snap + apple = snapple
- Oh! It's squishy! This is gonna be awesome!
- it's a rule.
- woo, needles!
- not just yet
- CNN is always breaking news
- Fun is dead. We're killing fun.
- Like what, Emeril?
- June 2006
- the passive voice was grumbled about
- I've just realized my laptop has 4 different http servers
- I'm ambiPodextrous
- speak of the devil and up he pops
- Dogs are miracles with paws.
- Why do I have a croissant?
- humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots
- Why don't I go slip into something more Commodore 64...
- I'm sprechen Chinese over here. I'm multicultural like that.
- You ignore the claw.
- and the veterinarian that had gone with him.
- It looks like a "Jane used to get wasted here" kinda place.
- May 2006
- did your computer think you were flirting with it?
- pb&c
- Please welcome Tom Cwoooooooooooo
- Mario Savio, in his Sproul Plaza speech
- April 2006
- Eat! Eat! Eat!
- March 2006
- 817,972 ladies. that's ambition!
- i installed rails on an abacus, biatch
- I'm doing it as hard as I can.
- I don't need some cookie on my ass
- Nature abhors a vacuum. So does the bar.
- The segue is in the middle
- Does your water taste like butterscotch?
- Double True!
- i can barely find ill-fitting shoes
- February 2006
- The bastard!
- taste the anguish
- extrinsic awesomeness
- ninja metal
- I'm less wrong than they are.
- Re: Rolling Stones at Halftime
- this joke is LOST on me.
- January 2006
- Goodness is fragile
- the bloody hell?
- well, that depends...
- what kind sweets?
- vpn + mac = uh oh
- December 2005
- screwing up
- bigfoot
- November 2005
- It was an honest mistake! I got my zombie mobs crossed.
- October 2005
- September 2005
- August 2005
- i need to be more quotable
- Seems to me that Coke is losing.
- So, did your wife come back with any diseases?
