what do you think about putting a little graphic up and a “sign” that says “Under Construction”? Something that looks like a little cartoon perhaps?
salmonella
oops, ha. meant to google that.
the chaos is terrified by the gleam of agenda in my eye.
I guess what I’m saying is that some people hold their religion close to the vest, and some wear it like a giant foam cowboy hat.
my lawnmower broke. So now I don’t have to mow the lawn anymore.
Help me name my socks.
Aqua. Easily the best band to come out of Europe, in the ’90s, named after a liquid.
Power corrupts. Powerpoint corrupts absolutely.
There are worse things this administration might have done. And we will eventually discover that they did them all.
it looks like you just watch hairy dirt dudes run around with wooly mammoths
- June 2008
- oh Dear God.
- salmonella
- May 2008
- the chaos is terrified by the gleam of agenda in my eye.
- April 2008
- giant foam cowboy hat
- my lawnmower broke.
- Help me name my socks.
- Aqua. Easily the best band to come out of Europe, in the '90s, named after a liquid.
- March 2008
- Power corrupts. Powerpoint corrupts absolutely.
- There are worse things this administration might have done.
- February 2008
- it looks like you just watch hairy dirt dudes run around with wooly mammoths
- Welcome to the Information Age. Please RTFM.
- my blog was more fun when i was less boring
- On June 31st, they are PEAS FROM THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!! [cue Theremin]
- I think Lemurs are the cutest little drug addicts ever.
- January 2008
- rats in tanks SAVING MONEY!
- When given the choice between Option A and Option B, real freedom comes from creating Option C.
- Carrots are making my head feel tight. Grr.
- Hope life is going as well for you as you deserve
- couldn't get back to sleep this morning so i joined facebook
- oooh, my kit kat bar just called me a cutie pie!
- I realize rocks are not magic.
- December 2007
- It's like emo-yodeling.
- I guarantee by Christmas Day
- November 2007
- Cheerleaders don't kill Vampires
- and a lawyer
- October 2007
- When you are carrying human body parts
- Elaine Stritch
- I have a lot of good memories tied to this song
- busey only
- Challenge anyone not wearing a badge!
- there is no FU in Security
- I'll never eat cool whip again.
- The whole show looks like it was airbrushed on a unicorn.
- September 2007
- She's a really nice lady, but she has a boss, and her boss has a thumb...
- That isn't part of the foreplay process but it is still very important.
- His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.
- when in RedVinestan, eat as the RedVinestans do.
- August 2007
- I’m just alerting you to save you from embarrassing peach nose juice. Cause I care.
- i could be curing cancer, but NO! i know these lyrics. well played, brain.
- Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."
- Never name a cat Loki, okay? Just... don't.
- When I say "no cheese"
- At this point, it's like nailing Jell-O.
- Screening is overbooked to ensure capacity.
- I am unemployed.
- July 2007
- apparently I can't learn with pants on
- Tuesday? Hah!
- eee
- June 2007
- Yesterday it was houseplants, pictures, and a smattering of swords.
- Milk would come out of my nose, even if I was not drinking milk at the time.
- IF ANYBODY WANTS ME I'LL BE IN THE PARK WATCHING THE STATUES.
- Sure, there's a learning curve, but it's pointed downward.
- Thanks, everyone, for the good wishes, lunch, and knives!
- Soft-start for slow turn-on
- May 2007
- Not tinnitus, I have an earache.
- I'm the greates xhtmler EVA!
- rotating plastic globe with a built-in sifting mechanism
- lolcats ate my grammar. :(
- your mom's extra functionality weighs her down
- my mother the artist
- Chuck Berry
- April 2007
- Let's now begin a 45 minute brainstorm on how we can end this meeting quickly.
- I can type about 75 wpm.
- This is cool if you are into gore (horror gore, not the ex VP)...
- I sanction contronyms.
- And then I died from the cuteness, so now I am late for work.
- Presumably, effective immediately, basically.
- basically, they don't give the same craps i do
- Not reading this is absolutely free.
- If you're wearing another color, you'd have to read someone else's book.
- You have not read the entire internet
- Disclaimer: This is NOT an April Fool's Day post!
- March 2007
- Click Ok then you should see this sweet confirmation message
- I don't think Starbuck is the fifth
- I want a thick, goofy, rounded font named Horatio Sans.
- Today I am adding the usual 6 files, plus a 7th to show where the 6 files go.
- February 2007
- This is the punishment for doing really good work.
- I made an error/typo in my email about a possible error/typo.
- 500 jars
- If you don't hate the current tool, there's something wrong with you.
- I'm going to be very open and honest with you. Something is going on that I cannot talk to you about.
- I am oftentimes pleased by the appearance and smell of meat.
- I could Twitter that I'm watching Lost, but that would be as obvious as Twittering that I'm breathing.
- here's the joke! it's flying -- here's your head
- I like to learn. Even if it's sort of gross.
- I'm not questioning it, I'm just saying, "Why?"
- I don't remember exactly what I said but I said that exact thing.
- January 2007
- he's like a schoolgirl with a crush now, it's pretty lol
- you need to talk about poop a little so we can have a positive work environment
- why buy Apple?
- yeah, I couldn't find her actually smelling her armpits, so I settled
- garrett, i didn't wake up wearing pants
- December 2006
- We just kept going up in price until we found one that didn't catch on fire.
- He seems all right, but I don't know who all he's married to.
- Halloween
- Stuck in a series of YouTubes.
- 10 songs
- i'll bet sharepoint had to go to the prom with her dad
- So, like Jews for Jesus, but for blogging?
- they do stuff with each other that involves potassium or whatever
- also cupcakes prevent killing.
- clients assume that "Senior Dev" means the guy who first shows up
- November 2006
- Tell me about it. Disney had my family killed.
- Yay, we should all go outside and build a sleetman.
- wintry mix = weather 2.0 mashup
- If this was true, I would hug him and then go have myself degreased.
- You can get a lot of mileage out of a car metaphor
- Yeah, but he's a butt, and butts are funny, but the show was not!
- we will have add new vowels to the language
- it's going slowly
- I'll just put this over here, with the rest of the fire.
- A yummy tradition!!
- Bowling for Soup
- what if i dont want to play with her marbles
- If it's filled with something, I'm gonna be livid.
- So give each other a hug.
- you are tired of your cat
- October 2006
- Even though I heard the mechanical tiger
- wow, won the lottery and hit by a bus all in the same day
- I don't know that it's that bad when you get it in the nose.
- Then I'd call it something like "Freedom Vanilla."
- It's like being stalked by a lazy vampire.
- The huge head is on the tan horse.
- Go, be thou rocked, enjoy.
- yo momma uses marquee to announce her prices.
- September 2006
- 15 painted cards from a vampire idiot.
- I cannot count or even separate the distinct flavors of greatness
- I just mocked in my mouth a little.
- It's caramel and I don't have a girlfriend.
- Judah and Buddha are not mutually exclusive.
- Probably none of us has ever encoded our music into the WMA format, but most of our cousins have.
- Poor Dave Thomas
- clown college painting
- this is my favorite quote ever
- is it a cult?
- I should say not, dear fellow.
- The new roommates are dirty, lazy drunks -- and I love them.
- BTW, mail is down.
- it rolls off the tongue like rubber cement slides off fingers
- These zombies are so horny!
- shrimp pasta
- August 2006
- I'm engaging the egregiousness of the act
- When he says "jump," people say, "what trajectory?"
- We apologize for a lack of photos on the Texas pages
- Memorize this speech. Just in case.
- lopez has a nice design but sucks content wise
- The measurement of learning is surprise.
- Who would win in a fight?
- I am a vampire and
- Three is the new four.
- For me, driving cross-country is like one big screen saver.
- who's a tool?
- Technology is too important to be left up to technologists.
- If your face hurts, I'm pretty sure you don't hold it right.
- July 2006
- With his mouth, or otherwise?
- If you Windows-L me, so help me I will asterisk you.
- oh snap + apple = snapple
- Oh! It's squishy! This is gonna be awesome!
- it's a rule.
- woo, needles!
- not just yet
- CNN is always breaking news
- Fun is dead. We're killing fun.
- Like what, Emeril?
- June 2006
- the passive voice was grumbled about
- I've just realized my laptop has 4 different http servers
- I'm ambiPodextrous
- speak of the devil and up he pops
- Dogs are miracles with paws.
- Why do I have a croissant?
- humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots
- Why don't I go slip into something more Commodore 64...
- I'm sprechen Chinese over here. I'm multicultural like that.
- You ignore the claw.
- and the veterinarian that had gone with him.
- It looks like a "Jane used to get wasted here" kinda place.
- May 2006
- did your computer think you were flirting with it?
- pb&c
- Please welcome Tom Cwoooooooooooo
- Mario Savio, in his Sproul Plaza speech
- April 2006
- Eat! Eat! Eat!
- March 2006
- 817,972 ladies. that's ambition!
- i installed rails on an abacus, biatch
- I'm doing it as hard as I can.
- I don't need some cookie on my ass
- Nature abhors a vacuum. So does the bar.
- The segue is in the middle
- Does your water taste like butterscotch?
- Double True!
- i can barely find ill-fitting shoes
- February 2006
- The bastard!
- taste the anguish
- extrinsic awesomeness
- ninja metal
- I'm less wrong than they are.
- Re: Rolling Stones at Halftime
- this joke is LOST on me.
- January 2006
- Goodness is fragile
- the bloody hell?
- well, that depends...
- what kind sweets?
- vpn + mac = uh oh
- December 2005
- screwing up
- bigfoot
- November 2005
- It was an honest mistake! I got my zombie mobs crossed.
- October 2005
- September 2005
- August 2005
- i need to be more quotable
- Seems to me that Coke is losing.
- So, did your wife come back with any diseases?
