Definitions by Bryan: high-powered
Being “high-powered” means the difference between screaming for help, and calling for Security.
5 March 2007, 08:08
Definitions by Bryan: broken
bro • ken [broh-kuhn]
- adjective
1. a web site which works only in Internet Explorer
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28 November 2006, 11:23
Definition: Enlightenment
The ability to listen to Peter Gabriel’s “Big Time” and not relate to a single one of the narrator’s desires.
13 June 2006, 08:31
Definition: holier-than-thou
That person driving in front of you in the far left lane, going slower than you want to be going, and who refuses to change lanes.
27 May 2006, 16:04
Definitions of Enthusiasm by Bryan
- Fervor
Those people still delivering nested table layout, spacer gifs or ignoring accessibility can no longer call themselves web professionals.
— Andy Clarke- Alacrity
This new professionalism means taking responsibility for the education of ourselves and each other ...
— Molly Holzschlag- Zeal
Not separating style from structure and behavior (i.e. CSS, HTML & scripting languages) means you don't care about the good of the human race.
— Bryan J Busch
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14 December 2005, 08:58
Definitions of Wealth: pants
Definitions of Wealth:
Living comfortably: Not all of your pants are dirty.
Wealthy: Your pants have more than one button above the zipper.
Rich: You take off your pants so the camera operator frames you only from the waist up.
8 June 2005, 12:39
Definition of Irony:
Missing the freeway exit, because you’re rummaging around for your ringing phone, because someone’s calling you to remind you of the exit to take.
5 January 2005, 18:50
Definitions of Wealth: Beer
Definitions of Wealth:
Living comfortably: There’s beer in the house.
Wealthy: You don’t feel pressured to finish your beer right now, because you can get another one later.
Rich: August Busch really is your uncle.
29 September 2004, 19:39
Definitions of Wealth: Feet
Definitions of Wealth:
Living comfortably: you always have socks to wear.
Wealthy: all of your socks match.
Rich: most of the time, you’re on the beach, anyway.
30 August 2004, 11:35
