There are these four kids
There are these four kids in my courtyard. They don’t know how to talk, they only know how to yell. For instance:
“Excuse me, why are you showing your underwear off through the window?!?”
“Have you ever had a toilet seat stuck to your mouth from drinking it?!?”
“Did your mother ever teach you how to use a toilet?!?”
“God, it stinks!! Did you fart?!?”
“Hey!!! Stop staring at me through the window!!! Do you have two ears on the back of your head?!?”
Mostly these kids just run around and yell to each other about their toys, but this is becoming intolerable. I may have to go talk to them.
P.S. I shouldn’t have to clarify (but I will) that I was not showing anyone my underwear, nor am I sure that they were yelling to me. It was just loud and rude, that’s all.
10 April 2000, 17:42
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