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NO LITTERING

Except for smokers. We’re totally cool if you want to cover the ground with nicotine, tar, carbon monoxide, formaldehyde, ammonia, hydrogen cyanide, arsenic, and DDT.

And to make the game more interesting, try throwing used-up cigarettes out of your car window at other drivers! Nothing smacks of love for your fellow humans like tossing burning, addictive, carcinogenic chemicals in their direction! Oh, look, a convertible! 50 points!

Comments [2]

4 May 2006, 08:03

  1. I always did wonder why that wasn’t considered to be littering. I mean, it obviously should be, right? Wouldn’t it be awesome to see a cop chase down some guy who threw a cigarette out his window and write him a ticket for littering? Oh man…that would be sweet.


    — Darren Sussman    4 May 2006, 14:42    #

  2. Ever volunteered for litter pickup? The majority is always cigarette butts.


    — Chris Griego    6 May 2006, 10:14    #