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No gas face for Mr. Peanut

The slogan on my $1.99 Big Bag (you can tell it’s a big bag because it says “Big Bag” on it) reads “Relax. Go Nuts.”

I have on occasion done either of those things, and I recall enjoying them immensely, but honestly, I can’t imagine how I would do both at the same time.

Maybe what they meant was


  1. Relax

  2. Go Nuts

shrug

I dunno, the whole thing’s confusing. Mr. Peanut, you and your fancy spats have let me down. I think I’ll just eat these cashews, then throw away the bag and relax when I feel like it.

27 October 2003, 18:19