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I heard a sound; I turned around; I turned around to find the thing that made the sound

My entire life, I’ve yearned

My entire life, I’ve yearned to have a surprise party thrown for me. At a young age I even ruined the surprise for my sister Bridgette because I was so jealous.

However, if the scheme to get me to the party involves hiring Vin Diesel to terrorize me for hours and finally threaten to abduct me and shoot me into the ionosphere where my blood will boil and my brain explode, like it did in my dream last night, then I want nothing to do with it.

9 January 2003, 21:01

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