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I would just like

I would just like to state for the record – and I actually get asked this by more people than I would have imagined – that No, I do not use any styling products in my hair. I never have, and I don’t plan to. It does this naturally. Furthermore, I seem to be incapable of styling it any other way, as it apparently has large amounts of starch encoded into its DNA. The only thing I can do is cut it frequently, and it grows like a weed.

I hate my hair. Though I understand it’s fun to run one’s fingers through it.

17 November 2000, 12:06