AverageMan, The Early Years!
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| I want to have eyes like Inspector Gadget. |
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| You know, like with built-in telescopes. |
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| Wouldn’t we all. |
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| Don’t doubt my conviction, woman! |
17 July 2003, 22:27
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That green screen you see before movie previews.
I’m very busy on many web sites.
Stop Being Broken
Tips for living in the near future
Twitter
Brevity is the soul of twit.
YouTube Channel
Who knows, maybe I uploaded something on YouTube that I forgot to put on re-run.
And, for your birthday, I brought my power cord.
I feel like hot buttered death.
Wrapped in velvety, bacony death.
With a side of death. And orange juice.
But these pieces are written by intellectuals who live in an environment where reasoned argument is prized. I live in Florida.
I had a dream about the zombie apocalypse last night in which I was busy taking pictures of the dramatic sky.
It takes a bit of concentration/practice, but during a meeting last week I used the bottle several times in the space of an hour without any chirping.
what do you think about putting a little graphic up and a “sign” that says “Under Construction”? Something that looks like a little cartoon perhaps?
salmonella
oops, ha. meant to google that.
the chaos is terrified by the gleam of agenda in my eye.
I guess what I’m saying is that some people hold their religion close to the vest, and some wear it like a giant foam cowboy hat.
my lawnmower broke. So now I don’t have to mow the lawn anymore.
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Averageman
A comic strip about the suffering of the white anglo-saxon, Protestant heterosexual male.
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Definitions by Bryan
An amusing reality check I produce for myself, on occasion.
Honesty Moments
Hey, if you can’t laugh at yourself…
The Hand that Feeds the Orchestra
My re-interpretation of the Nine Inch Nails hit single.
Videos
Original (mostly music) videos I've made specifically to entertain you.
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