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May 2008
Free rating card artwork
Yeah. “Beautiful.” Sure.
At $9.95 per domain, failure doesn't cost that much
Cobra Commander `08
Personal Information Waltz
Happy Birthday, Dad
April 2008
Announcing Deep Hub
My "No Gravatar Yet" Icon
Folding Socks – Stop Being Broken
Xbox disappoints me, for once
Web 2.0 explained in 3 seconds
How to alienate your savvy customers
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Why the word "gist" was invented
Download Lastest Version
Truman... where are you going?
How Long Until the Song is Played?
I am quite sure they will say so.
My life as a model
March 2008
Cameraphone Photos - Stop Being Broken
SxSW KICK! 2008
The Apple Difference
February 2008
Traffic Prompts - Stop Being Broken
Stop Being Broken: tickling
Every so often I have to get political
Stop Being Broken
January 2008
Stephen Colbert, my hero
What a difference 3 years makes.
December 2007
Here, button, button, button...
November 2007
Harry Potter: remaining questions
October 2007
What it's like being me
All Along the Watchtower
September 2007
America's Other Anniversary
What's up, Quechup?
August 2007
Let him who hath understanding do the counting
July 2007
(Add or) Remove Programs
The Heat is Off
"Sir Track" by Liam Lynch
A Modest Response
This is what it comes down to:
Why the iPhone is good for people with A.D.D.
June 2007
Am I signed in or not?
Cameraphone urban moblog
Movies of the '80s
April 2007
20 Questions with Outlook
What I Did On My Lunch Hour
What? Really? Oh, right. Dorks.
March 2007
Karaoke this Friday in Austin, TX
Is your calendar incredibly stupid?
Definitions by Bryan: high-powered
February 2007
Time to change the name, guys.
In my day we had two kinds of waiter.
February, my ass.
January 2007
Everything's better with Peanuts
Mexico 2007 Photos
My Lack of Updates
December 2006
Christmas Wish for 2006
Can you digg it?
November 2006
Definitions by Bryan: broken
It's a commercial, but feel free to ignore that.
Playtime
Stuart
Well, that's over with.
October 2006
Socks
Submit to me your likeness
Adagio for Drum Machine
Cheesecake Truck
No, it's short for "Incorporado."
Like a screwdriver, non-electric.
Brief Respite
Way to go, Al!
September 2006
Budd knows iTunes
It's Friday, and This is Ponderous
Announcing LunchCorp
And while you're at it, clean some dirt.
The power of whoziwhatsit?
For the blue collar in all of us...
August 2006
To all present and future managers
Let's go tobogganing!
For the new friends I made at UXWeek 2006
Which behavior is more obnoxious?
Just Add What/unh
Pick me! Pick me!
You're on Notice
There is no fold.
July 2006
Jeez. This year is like, 38 years long.
The Sign You Should See When Crossing the Border
Don't worry if you don't get it.
Gardenia 2k6
I'll be really safe, you know.
June 2006
Dear Fritz,
Irony so thick you need a spoon to feed it
Definition: Enlightenment
It's not the amount of updates...
The best rap lyrics ever
See how I cleverly avoid hitting you on the head with a hammer
May 2006
Edgar wants more sugar in his water
Is it getting better, or do you feel the same?
Definition: holier-than-thou
Podcasting — A Niche Audience for $30 or Less
Parallels Workstation: an important tip
NO LITTERING
April 2006
Web Page Elements
Quick test for ADHD
March 2006
How does a podcaster measure success?
It's, like, revolutionary, and junk.
Do you want that for here or to go?
Internet Explorer 7: Get it today!
February 2006
How to Drive Your Car
A conversation from the HTML desk...
I take a couple uppers
Re-fresh!
Poor Scott McClellan
Are you sure you want to add a contact?
Brokebackfire
Draft Hidden Pending Live Sticky
January 2006
Four Things About YT
And what is the deal with Dry Cleaning, anyway?
Do you wanna maybe move your car forward?
December 2005
A new year is arriving...
Geeky? Me? You should meet my Dad.
God and Sinners: reconcile.
Mini-review: King Kong
This just out!
Just what I wanted! How did you know?
You'll lie down in the shower and hang your feet over the sink.
Definitions of Enthusiasm by Bryan
How Not to Podcast: Addendum 1
November 2005
How Not to Podcast
You know my blood is runnin' wild
I'm no Fred Berry. And I don't dress like him, either.
Chicken As Little As Possible
Trip McNeely!
Well you know... "Evite."
October 2005
Ahh. Dallas.
Smart Playlist: You Enjoy This
The nicest compliment I've gotten all day
Voice of Obnoxiousness +5
Now, that Gazoo guy, on the other hand...
Your job this weekend
September 2005
That’s easy for you to say
Is your advertiser more important than your users?
10 Lather, numMenus
Honesty Moment: alpine
Beautiful plumage!
Would someone tell me how this happened?
Something to consider when buying name brand spatulas
August 2005
the birth of a nationalism
Gmail’s “send as” feature
Even including that Umbridge woman
re-record: the re-turn
I call it the Domino Effect Effect
So you want to drive in Dallas
I’m callin’ you out
Dialog: eavesdropping
Fees, dirtbag!
Funny thing about the ass
Meek casa
On the Internet, no one knows if you’re a Walken
I’m sorry, you said the proof was where?
Book title: Two Words
July 2005
re-record: Pepsi won?
Poll: Web-based contact list
All that blogging get you dizzy?
Web Development @ Bryan’s Portfolio
Taxonomy is overrated
CoolHomepages: ModMixMartinis.com
I can smell a pig from a mile away
June 2005
I didn’t make any gorram changes
Misheard lyrics: Rock Lobster
Take the MIT Weblog Survey
Brew who?
Like Company Policy, but just for me.
I can’t beat Spike’s title for this
Definitions of Wealth: pants
I even get to wear this cool cape.
That’s why with the little checkboxes on the cup, hon
Scourge of my family
May 2005
Honesty Moment: rat pack
Desperate Housepersons
Guess the Industry Insult Jargon
New York Times focuses on Google’s focus, ignores me
And the carpet could be made out of maple syrup
There are lyrics, believe it or not
I have a summer house on Hoth.
I’m gonna sing the Doom Song now
My density has popped me to you.
Good boy.
There’s no reason for me to post this.
the hand that feeds the orchestra
April 2005
hot, sweaty rant
Windows: The Last Straw
what, no knees?
cliches happen
I purport to enter Mordor
Jack Daniels loves you, too.
The myth of common sense
I just have to share this.
do you have the Internet at home?
Neil digs the TMBG
know your audience
March 2005
with (huge big pointy) teeth
think Robert Vaughn in “BASEketball”
the senseless age of 83
of course you know this means war!
depending on whether we hit “snooze”
word to the wise
misheard lyrics: no you don’t
cough
once more into the fray
Dictionary by Bry
wanna run with my crew, huh?
Carrot browsing? Wha?
February 2005
I’m genius!
when people run in circles, it’s a very very…
Nickel’s worth of free advice
Honesty Moment: calc
Shpdoinkle, maybe?
January 2005
Though I admit I also loved Doc Severinsen
just about 17 years off
Well, fangle me.
iTunes rating system
Definition of Irony:
Complimentomatic
Leia was (not was) #1
the logos at night are big and bright
you know, because we have to “abbrev.” everything
Still rainwater
The Mostly Empty Shelf
December 2004
You might as well just not talk.
Just some [...] old boys
Schmoooooooooooop
Welcome, Gabby!
Memo from the Emperor re: reply all
Commence to jigglin’!
fruitcake recipe
Dragon Strike!
paper faces on parade
impending 5th birthday
pro-found
Photo Friday: Abandoned
Drywall?
Photo Friday: Reflections
November 2004
Fun with Misheard Lyrics: 19-2000
giving thanks
slayeroffice | favelet suite
the hell kind of name is “Jack Jack”?
2004 Jack o’ Lanterns
wireless keyboard
Gay marriage bans
Marry an American
Halloween Costume
October 2004
Free Pants Day!
Ha-ha.
google desktop search
SY-en
protest songs
EAT!
more Old Navy
September 2004
Definitions of Wealth: Beer
Shaun of the Dead
ultimate pda
out of pibb
multi-lane turns
upside down car
let’s study!
August 2004
Definitions of Wealth: Feet
Misheard Lyrics: Jack & Diane
ants in her pants
propaganda tiles
Chomp, champ!
Redneck fight
iTunes grouped playlists
find your friends
Asteroids!
Treet
smooth move, ex lax
Movie Review: Ju-On
Jump on it.
I’m tired of titles
PhotoStamps
fuel efficiency calculator
The Seducer
Why I Love My Wife – At the Movies
misheard lyrics: I wanna come over
BlondeStar
Team America
webcam-speak
definition of wealthy, part I
July 2004
Unbelievable.
coffee of the future!
Tombstone Generator
Live Show Recordings
Firefox extensions
Experimental Film
WTF, Microsoft?
good mornin’, sun
Boycott KF.. how is it spelled?
re-elect mayor Red Thomas!
how much blood can you swallow?
someone comes to town
Honesty Moment: Eon hand
wedding thanks
Buffy music videos
See Buffy kick. Kick, Buffy, kick.
01101000 01100001
I, Palindrome, I
June 2004
To hell with bad browsers
Bulletproof Lincoln
Be Sides
Band’s got a new name
Holographic Audio Visual Olfactory Communication
okay. I got it. All praise me.
Second paying gig
May 2004
credit score problems
See Rock Stupid
Misheard Lyrics: Brass in Pocket
Pitchers Sports Bar & Pub
Web Developer Toolbar
Extreme Makeover: Maid Edition
April 2004
a few wedding pictures
I’m married. :)
Wedding Vows
the bachelor party
March 2004
Bender 03172004
tombstone: manah manah
February 2004
Worst. Pun. Ever.
Valentine’s 2004
DupliKit Kat
yeah. I hit him.
fanta-sized
Tombstone: Now I’ve Seen Everything
January 2004
Commuting with Nature
paved with gold
Welcome to 2004
December 2003
Snowman!
Mr. Picassohead
A number one? You sure?
November 2003
Auntie em! Auntie em!
Mona Lisa Grimace
Church Sign Generator
Pinky & Leather
Someday you’ll shut up
October 2003
Find the typo!
Hallowe’e’e’e’e’een
Steal this Song
No gas face for Mr. Peanut
Nokia lyrics
Episode 30
R.I.P. Us
Never hear the end of it
Captivate: Hardwired by genetics
Notice how I didn’t say chink.
Misheard Lyrics: Flagpole Sitta
alliege THIS!
revolving door options
Honesty Moment: Van Cliburn
Onion magnets
You mock me, sir?
September 2003
but if I did they’d have a samurai
KDGE confusion
Episode 29
Lyrics: Money
Awoooooo.
Mmm. Chaos Pie.
Honesty Moment: Dr. J
I’m more impressed with farmers
Come on, biscuit!
August 2003
Honesty Moment: Dumb Donald
and home before dark.
Lyrics: Swing swing swing
finance update
Tombstone: Don’t Let This Happen to You
Honesty Moment: Club Med
Ivan Conniving
Lyrics 1
milk and blood
In, as you say, the mud
Stalking You
Invisible Car Guidelines
Santa Monica Bellucci
re-organization
typepad discount
the best part
July 2003
keep your eyes on my babum babum bum
how much do you get paid not to work?
Episode 28
one government world
free time is expensive
roll, roll, roll lint away…
the music of the fabric of our lives
alas for Jasmine Guy
donotcall.gov
I have nieces and nephews
I know from broke
June 2003
classic mode
and I’ll form the head.
May 2003
I know you can hear my thoughts, boy
like Divx, but even worse
Oui, monsieur
olay
Episode 27
chicken! chicken!
April 2003
the frightened chef
yahoo! visa limit down
share with the whole class
george w bush promise
Ming got bling
trickle-up culture
Steal This Dust Jacket
Mickey D’s bad
krankenbruder?
goldberg accord
the mystery of gonzo
every black girl can sing
1 or 0 test
WWJD? tm
socialfunds.com
monthly bills racket
More than meets the eye
Everybody Yawns
Trackback for Beginners
take a minute
I'm having a wonderful time
try the other door
March 2003
Wrestling and Star Trek
PHP cookie script help
the one-noise close
strangers on trains
ominous ring tones
Gross Net
Judge Teaser
Why I’m not overweight.
Version 8?
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
Thank God it’s you
Peyo vs. Pele
Bed wetters wed better.
Melon Mousse?!?
etymology of frag
Dallas Drivers
KICK 2003
Andre who?
Butcher Shop Quarter
Butcher Shop Quartet
Flash Flash Revolution!
Church of Elvis
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
STEP TWO
February 2003
Countdown to STEP TWO
Episode 26
Coffee the color of coffee
Ter welcome
STEP ONE
80s Party Pictures
No nuts in ice cream!
Kill, Doris. Kill them all.
We’re going to hell.
Parking Spots
Q: Why does The Price
Making another run…
TRE Sunset
you can take it with you
puff puff puff
January 2003
dis or dat
Hey. Michael Douglas did it.
There’s no downside
Kick the washer
waking up a new man
bimbos
More pictures. Less words.
Yesterday was plain awesome. It
Lyn takes a mighty good
water garden
I am selling my first
Somebody remind me, when I
Episode 25
My entire life, I’ve yearned
“The State” was the only
Death Car on the Freeway
2003 New Year’s Resolutions 1.
Okay. This is one of
I was annointed today. A
December 2002
the Rat King
My nephew Christopher wants to
Episode 24
For those having just come
Episode 23
Honesty Moment: duly noted
Darren: Boom chakka lakka. Bryan:
thanks for all the Twizzlers
Honesty Moment: multiplication
Episode 22
Switch to the dark side.
There was a running gag
Stop! Or I’ll say “Stop” again!
No dark sock chasm
November 2002
mi familia
Episode 20
I overslept.
Warm, butter, warm!
Weasley. That punk.
Almost lucid.
When I’m 64.
Missy, Sissy, Crissy
Mortify
Some dance to remember
“People in enlightened societies don’t
Episode 19
Poems are personal. Until.
Heh. Kizzotchen.
Co-worker: “What’s with the coat?
The secret
Last night I was standing
God bless the barbers.
Boy.
Time flies. Time dies.
Apes apes apes apes
Why is it, do you
More than a decade ago
October 2002
Dude. Buy your own.
Frickcam
Luke Skywalker: You know of
“she’s sexy as hell…” You
Note to self: “prostate” is
I don’t usually blog stolen
How about, instead of celebrating
All right. New rule. Nobody’s
Diner Mirror Shot
I had this really interesting
You know the sort of
As I explained to the
In-Joke Storytime I had a
Walking back toward the elevator,
@rest.org
Moments That Make Life Worth
Rebecca gifted me with a
I got a note on
Okay, so they made “Movin’
You never hear anybody say,
Okay, so I put my
My idea of funny is
Dr Pepper Red Fusion! Tastes
I can’t be entirely sure,
December 2001
I believe it is the
You’re not going to believe
I hoped and I prayed
The last week was a
Here’s a commercial for LOTR
Seattle is supercool.
So I’m sitting at my
I was awoken by a
Check this out:Where I work
Coulda guessed it.If I were
Screw off, KPMG
There’s something about the concept
weekly purgeMulholland Drive. David, David,
November 2001
Twin Peaks on DVD!!
Changes I would make, were
I had two very odd
I forgot what I was
Snow Crash was the first
Today I’m joining a caravan
Streaming Soundtracks
Get the cool shoeshine.
10 minutes before work.I just
Buffy on DVD! Buffy on
It occurred to me that
I just made, and ate,
I am doughnuted out. I’ve
Bird Dog. A love story.
You know, now that I’m
October 2001
So I got that $25
If you’d like an iced
Vacation Hand turn on.I promise
The world according to the
The new Fellowship of the
Today is Friday, and I
I am well on my
Eep. They’ve stopped making the
The Handspring Treo looks so
I put this up here,
Well. Looks like we’re in
The word “aren’t” really doesn’t
I bought socks. With
From part of a larger
Great Moments in TV History
I hate when people say
Joan Rivers resigns from E!
I called YadaYada and they
I’m working Columbus Day, getting
If it were possible, I
When I’m lying in bed,
September 2001
I am the first kid
Confessional At the end of,
I gotta say, sometimes I’m
“I guess I figured I’d
I have been waiting for
I had a friend in
Also, over the past week
One of these days it’s
I miss you.
Put the sugar in the
For years, probably since the
Well, the people at my
Nicole Brodeur writes for the
If you want to know
I decided not to go
So, on Sunday I was
Here’s a question: If you
I remember the first time
The Onion has a good
Anybody else remember when peta.com
I was told in a
Should I stay or should
August 2001
We don’t need no education.
I have Saturday, Sunday and
very delicious cheesecakes
There have been way too
So my company gives away
The voice of my conscience
No! I do not want
looks at wooden chair *looks
We had a 90-day review
I think it was John
I think it was Robert
A house on a rocky
T-10 Days to version 1.0
I’m still unclear why “Personnel”
This is the best optical
Coming Full Circle If I
While taking the Seattle
I downloaded the new TMBG
Okay. I don’t understand why
“Tales for the l33t” presents
We are Borg. Alcove
Also, if I’m not speaking
So, the King County Metro
I first realized that the
I’m annoyed. Annoyed and frustrated.
Words are so much fun.
July 2001
How to Get an Instant
I would just like to
The other night I had
Memento Hot damn. And I
Planet of The Apes 2.0
We realize now that nobody
New goal: buy everything listed
Thanks to Roby over at
Honesty Moment: me neither
Honesty Moment: oy
The great northwest is populated
I can’t believe I never
It’s the little things about
You know how at the
A D&D Moment DM: All
I went and made a
Oh I learned something new
The other day my cellphone
Disclaimer: I am neither insane
I am going to forgive
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
48 more hours of being
Let me tell you about
I updated my budget. I
STEP THREE www.AdGrinder.com Yes, it’s
Growing up in New Jersey,
I will now proceed to
June 2001
According to Microsoft Money -
I have a habit of
I got to see one
And now here’s a memory
Honesty Moment: fire insurance
The day you
Yeah, you keep trying to
Episode 18
In a couple of weeks
Yo, check out “Re-Pay” there.
Episode 17
Most clever thing I said
Came to the conclusion years
I find it fascinating that
Here in the land of
Warning: Liberal use of quotes
I work twenty minutes away,
Episode 16
May 2001
Honesty Moment: relish
My God! Alex Karras who
Not that I’m keeping track
Scenes from the 7th Grade
Pearl Harbor
I didn’t realize this until
You have to wonder what
It looks like Corky from
Me: “I just cut up
Prairie Home Companion Online Archived
100 I Statements And the
Diane, this morning I woke
I need your help. Remember
Episode 15
Episode 14
Carrier Pigeon Transfer Protocol
Also, you know what pisses
Here’s a nice break from
Honesty Moment: blasted Redcoats
Fellow classmate: “Is there going
This is the end of
April 2001
So some self-proclaimed “Mad Poets”
Undeniable proof that we’re living
So the people who designed
Managed to sleep for 12
Darren: I agree with you
Episode 13
I have acquired much more
Episode 12
I just had a funny
This morning I opened my
Okay, so I just got
You Will Suffer Humiliation When
Bryan Philosophises I was standing
I’ve broken down my base
I added a fun little
Soon on USA Network: The
I should have mentioned this
STEP TWO Return to work
STEP ONE Return to work
You know, all this change
So. Got a Neon. Also
The broadband is active. The
Okay, so this was funny:
DSL on tuesday. I only
Webmonkey has a new article
Bejeweled for the PalmOS Woo!
It’s not until they tell
Well, the good news is
Nice Mr. Mike over at
As one of a few
I had what some might
March 2001
I don’t think outside the
There must be something about
No More ‘Puff Daddy’ -
There’s a number of things
Remember that episode of The
It just occurred to me