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February 2010

"Death at a Funeral" Trailer Mashup

Standup Comedy for February 2010

January 2010

The Meaning of Life

The Show Music Show

Supreme Court rules that corporations are entitled to spend unlimited funds in our elections

Star Wars Scene 222

My first open mic standup comedy

November 2009

Why I Don't Believe in God

"When You Grow Up"

October 2009

Halloween Costume 2009

Ghost Hunters Drinking Game

May 2009

Coffee Cups on TV - Stop Being Broken

January 2009

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous

December 2008

I’d join you on Christmas...

November 2008

New Favorite Submit Button

October 2008

Saying it better than I could

Three Admirable Reasons to Vote McCain

Helping Sarah Palin

July 2008

The Difference Between Cats and Dogs

May 2008

Free rating card artwork

Yeah. “Beautiful.” Sure.

At $9.95 per domain, failure doesn't cost that much

Cobra Commander `08

Personal Information Waltz

Happy Birthday, Dad

April 2008

Announcing Deep Hub

My "No Gravatar Yet" Icon

Folding Socks – Stop Being Broken

Xbox disappoints me, for once

Web 2.0 explained in 3 seconds

How to alienate your savvy customers

Archives by date

Why the word "gist" was invented

Download Lastest Version

Truman... where are you going?

How Long Until the Song is Played?

I am quite sure they will say so.

My life as a model

March 2008

Cameraphone Photos - Stop Being Broken

SxSW KICK! 2008

The Apple Difference

February 2008

Traffic Prompts - Stop Being Broken

Stop Being Broken: tickling

Every so often I have to get political

Stop Being Broken

January 2008

Stephen Colbert, my hero

What a difference 3 years makes.

December 2007

Here, button, button, button...

November 2007

Harry Potter: remaining questions

October 2007

What it's like being me

All Along the Watchtower

September 2007

America's Other Anniversary

What's up, Quechup?

August 2007

Let him who hath understanding do the counting

July 2007

(Add or) Remove Programs

The Heat is Off

"Sir Track" by Liam Lynch

A Modest Response

This is what it comes down to:

Why the iPhone is good for people with A.D.D.

June 2007

Am I signed in or not?

Cameraphone urban moblog

Movies of the '80s

April 2007

20 Questions with Outlook

What I Did On My Lunch Hour

What? Really? Oh, right. Dorks.

March 2007

Karaoke this Friday in Austin, TX

Is your calendar incredibly stupid?

Definitions by Bryan: high-powered

February 2007

Time to change the name, guys.

In my day we had two kinds of waiter.

February, my ass.

January 2007

Everything's better with Peanuts

Mexico 2007 Photos

My Lack of Updates

December 2006

Christmas Wish for 2006

Can you digg it?

November 2006

Definitions by Bryan: broken

It's a commercial, but feel free to ignore that.

Playtime

Stuart

Well, that's over with.

October 2006

Socks

Submit to me your likeness

Adagio for Drum Machine

Cheesecake Truck

No, it's short for "Incorporado."

Like a screwdriver, non-electric.

Brief Respite

Way to go, Al!

September 2006

Budd knows iTunes

It's Friday, and This is Ponderous

Announcing LunchCorp

And while you're at it, clean some dirt.

The power of whoziwhatsit?

For the blue collar in all of us...

August 2006

To all present and future managers

Let's go tobogganing!

For the new friends I made at UXWeek 2006

Which behavior is more obnoxious?

Just Add What/unh

Pick me! Pick me!

You're on Notice

There is no fold.

July 2006

Jeez. This year is like, 38 years long.

The Sign You Should See When Crossing the Border

Don't worry if you don't get it.

Gardenia 2k6

I'll be really safe, you know.

June 2006

Dear Fritz,

Irony so thick you need a spoon to feed it

Definition: Enlightenment

It's not the amount of updates...

The best rap lyrics ever

See how I cleverly avoid hitting you on the head with a hammer

May 2006

Edgar wants more sugar in his water

Is it getting better, or do you feel the same?

Definition: holier-than-thou

Podcasting — A Niche Audience for $30 or Less

Parallels Workstation: an important tip

NO LITTERING

April 2006

Web Page Elements

Quick test for ADHD

March 2006

How does a podcaster measure success?

It's, like, revolutionary, and junk.

Do you want that for here or to go?

Internet Explorer 7: Get it today!

February 2006

How to Drive Your Car

A conversation from the HTML desk...

I take a couple uppers

Re-fresh!

Poor Scott McClellan

Are you sure you want to add a contact?

Brokebackfire

Draft Hidden Pending Live Sticky

January 2006

Four Things About YT

And what is the deal with Dry Cleaning, anyway?

Do you wanna maybe move your car forward?

December 2005

A new year is arriving...

Geeky? Me? You should meet my Dad.

God and Sinners: reconcile.

Mini-review: King Kong

This just out!

Just what I wanted! How did you know?

You'll lie down in the shower and hang your feet over the sink.

Definitions of Enthusiasm by Bryan

How Not to Podcast: Addendum 1

November 2005

How Not to Podcast

You know my blood is runnin' wild

I'm no Fred Berry. And I don't dress like him, either.

Chicken As Little As Possible

Trip McNeely!

Well you know... "Evite."

October 2005

Ahh. Dallas.

Smart Playlist: You Enjoy This

The nicest compliment I've gotten all day

Voice of Obnoxiousness +5

Now, that Gazoo guy, on the other hand...

Your job this weekend

September 2005

That’s easy for you to say

Is your advertiser more important than your users?

10 Lather, numMenus

Honesty Moment: alpine

Beautiful plumage!

Would someone tell me how this happened?

Something to consider when buying name brand spatulas

August 2005

the birth of a nationalism

Gmail’s “send as” feature

Even including that Umbridge woman

re-record: the re-turn

I call it the Domino Effect Effect

So you want to drive in Dallas

I’m callin’ you out

Dialog: eavesdropping

Fees, dirtbag!

Funny thing about the ass

Meek casa

On the Internet, no one knows if you’re a Walken

I’m sorry, you said the proof was where?

Book title: Two Words

July 2005

re-record: Pepsi won?

Poll: Web-based contact list

All that blogging get you dizzy?

Web Development @ Bryan’s Portfolio

Taxonomy is overrated

CoolHomepages: ModMixMartinis.com

I can smell a pig from a mile away

June 2005

I didn’t make any gorram changes

Misheard lyrics: Rock Lobster

Take the MIT Weblog Survey

Brew who?

Like Company Policy, but just for me.

I can’t beat Spike’s title for this

Definitions of Wealth: pants

I even get to wear this cool cape.

That’s why with the little checkboxes on the cup, hon

Scourge of my family

May 2005

Honesty Moment: rat pack

Desperate Housepersons

Guess the Industry Insult Jargon

New York Times focuses on Google’s focus, ignores me

And the carpet could be made out of maple syrup

There are lyrics, believe it or not

I have a summer house on Hoth.

I’m gonna sing the Doom Song now

My density has popped me to you.

Good boy.

There’s no reason for me to post this.

the hand that feeds the orchestra

April 2005

hot, sweaty rant

Windows: The Last Straw

what, no knees?

cliches happen

I purport to enter Mordor

Jack Daniels loves you, too.

The myth of common sense

I just have to share this.

do you have the Internet at home?

Neil digs the TMBG

know your audience

March 2005

with (huge big pointy) teeth

think Robert Vaughn in “BASEketball”

the senseless age of 83

of course you know this means war!

depending on whether we hit “snooze”

word to the wise

misheard lyrics: no you don’t

cough

once more into the fray

Dictionary by Bry

wanna run with my crew, huh?

Carrot browsing? Wha?

February 2005

I’m genius!

when people run in circles, it’s a very very…

Nickel’s worth of free advice

Honesty Moment: calc

Shpdoinkle, maybe?

January 2005

Though I admit I also loved Doc Severinsen

just about 17 years off

Well, fangle me.

iTunes rating system

Definition of Irony:

Complimentomatic

Leia was (not was) #1

the logos at night are big and bright

you know, because we have to “abbrev.” everything

Still rainwater

The Mostly Empty Shelf

December 2004

You might as well just not talk.

Just some [...] old boys

Schmoooooooooooop

Welcome, Gabby!

Memo from the Emperor re: reply all

Commence to jigglin’!

fruitcake recipe

Dragon Strike!

paper faces on parade

impending 5th birthday

pro-found

Photo Friday: Abandoned

Drywall?

Photo Friday: Reflections

November 2004

Fun with Misheard Lyrics: 19-2000

giving thanks

slayeroffice | favelet suite

the hell kind of name is “Jack Jack”?

2004 Jack o’ Lanterns

wireless keyboard

Gay marriage bans

Marry an American

Halloween Costume

October 2004

Free Pants Day!

Ha-ha.

google desktop search

SY-en

protest songs

EAT!

more Old Navy

September 2004

Definitions of Wealth: Beer

Shaun of the Dead

ultimate pda

out of pibb

multi-lane turns

upside down car

let’s study!

August 2004

Definitions of Wealth: Feet

Misheard Lyrics: Jack & Diane

ants in her pants

propaganda tiles

Chomp, champ!

Redneck fight

iTunes grouped playlists

find your friends

Asteroids!

Treet

smooth move, ex lax

Movie Review: Ju-On

Jump on it.

I’m tired of titles

PhotoStamps

fuel efficiency calculator

The Seducer

Why I Love My Wife – At the Movies

misheard lyrics: I wanna come over

BlondeStar

Team America

webcam-speak

definition of wealthy, part I

July 2004

Unbelievable.

coffee of the future!

Tombstone Generator

Live Show Recordings

Firefox extensions

Experimental Film

WTF, Microsoft?

good mornin’, sun

Boycott KF.. how is it spelled?

re-elect mayor Red Thomas!

how much blood can you swallow?

someone comes to town

Honesty Moment: Eon hand

wedding thanks

Buffy music videos

See Buffy kick. Kick, Buffy, kick.

01101000 01100001

I, Palindrome, I

June 2004

To hell with bad browsers

Bulletproof Lincoln

Be Sides

Band’s got a new name

Holographic Audio Visual Olfactory Communication

okay. I got it. All praise me.

Second paying gig

May 2004

credit score problems

See Rock Stupid

Misheard Lyrics: Brass in Pocket

Pitchers Sports Bar & Pub

Web Developer Toolbar

Extreme Makeover: Maid Edition

April 2004

a few wedding pictures

I’m married. :)

Wedding Vows

the bachelor party

March 2004

Bender 03172004

tombstone: manah manah

February 2004

Worst. Pun. Ever.

Valentine’s 2004

DupliKit Kat

yeah. I hit him.

fanta-sized

Tombstone: Now I’ve Seen Everything

January 2004

Commuting with Nature

paved with gold

Welcome to 2004

December 2003

Snowman!

Mr. Picassohead

A number one? You sure?

November 2003

Auntie em! Auntie em!

Mona Lisa Grimace

Church Sign Generator

Pinky & Leather

Someday you’ll shut up

October 2003

Find the typo!

Hallowe’e’e’e’e’een

Steal this Song

No gas face for Mr. Peanut

Nokia lyrics

Episode 30

R.I.P. Us

Never hear the end of it

Captivate: Hardwired by genetics

Notice how I didn’t say chink.

Misheard Lyrics: Flagpole Sitta

alliege THIS!

revolving door options

Honesty Moment: Van Cliburn

Onion magnets

You mock me, sir?

September 2003

but if I did they’d have a samurai

KDGE confusion

Episode 29

Lyrics: Money

Awoooooo.

Mmm. Chaos Pie.

Honesty Moment: Dr. J

I’m more impressed with farmers

Come on, biscuit!

August 2003

Honesty Moment: Dumb Donald

and home before dark.

Lyrics: Swing swing swing

finance update

Tombstone: Don’t Let This Happen to You

Honesty Moment: Club Med

Ivan Conniving

Lyrics 1

milk and blood

In, as you say, the mud

Stalking You

Invisible Car Guidelines

Santa Monica Bellucci

re-organization

typepad discount

the best part

July 2003

keep your eyes on my babum babum bum

how much do you get paid not to work?

Episode 28

one government world

free time is expensive

roll, roll, roll lint away…

the music of the fabric of our lives

alas for Jasmine Guy

donotcall.gov

I have nieces and nephews

I know from broke

June 2003

classic mode

and I’ll form the head.

May 2003

I know you can hear my thoughts, boy

like Divx, but even worse

Oui, monsieur

olay

Episode 27

chicken! chicken!

April 2003

the frightened chef

yahoo! visa limit down

share with the whole class

george w bush promise

Ming got bling

trickle-up culture

Steal This Dust Jacket

Mickey D’s bad

krankenbruder?

goldberg accord

the mystery of gonzo

every black girl can sing

1 or 0 test

WWJD? tm

socialfunds.com

monthly bills racket

More than meets the eye

Everybody Yawns

Trackback for Beginners

take a minute

I'm having a wonderful time

try the other door

March 2003

Wrestling and Star Trek

PHP cookie script help

the one-noise close

strangers on trains

ominous ring tones

Gross Net

Judge Teaser

Why I’m not overweight.

Version 8?

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

Thank God it’s you

Peyo vs. Pele

Bed wetters wed better.

Melon Mousse?!?

etymology of frag

Dallas Drivers

KICK 2003

Andre who?

Butcher Shop Quarter

Butcher Shop Quartet

Flash Flash Revolution!

Church of Elvis

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

STEP TWO

February 2003

Countdown to STEP TWO

Episode 26

Coffee the color of coffee

Ter welcome

STEP ONE

80s Party Pictures

No nuts in ice cream!

Kill, Doris. Kill them all.

We’re going to hell.

Parking Spots

Q: Why does The Price

Making another run…

TRE Sunset

you can take it with you

puff puff puff

January 2003

dis or dat

Hey. Michael Douglas did it.

There’s no downside

Kick the washer

waking up a new man

bimbos

More pictures. Less words.

Yesterday was plain awesome. It

Lyn takes a mighty good

water garden

I am selling my first

Somebody remind me, when I

Episode 25

My entire life, I’ve yearned

“The State” was the only

Death Car on the Freeway

2003 New Year’s Resolutions 1.

Okay. This is one of

I was annointed today. A

December 2002

the Rat King

My nephew Christopher wants to

Episode 24

For those having just come

Episode 23

Honesty Moment: duly noted

Darren: Boom chakka lakka. Bryan:

thanks for all the Twizzlers

Honesty Moment: multiplication

Episode 22

Switch to the dark side.

There was a running gag

Stop! Or I’ll say “Stop” again!

No dark sock chasm

November 2002

mi familia

Episode 20

I overslept.

Warm, butter, warm!

Weasley. That punk.

Almost lucid.

When I’m 64.

Missy, Sissy, Crissy

Mortify

Some dance to remember

“People in enlightened societies don’t

Episode 19

Poems are personal. Until.

Heh. Kizzotchen.

Co-worker: “What’s with the coat?

The secret

Last night I was standing

God bless the barbers.

Boy.

Time flies. Time dies.

Apes apes apes apes

Why is it, do you

More than a decade ago

October 2002

Dude. Buy your own.

Frickcam

Luke Skywalker: You know of

“she’s sexy as hell…” You

Note to self: “prostate” is

I don’t usually blog stolen

How about, instead of celebrating

All right. New rule. Nobody’s

Diner Mirror Shot

I had this really interesting

You know the sort of

As I explained to the

In-Joke Storytime I had a

Walking back toward the elevator,

@rest.org

Moments That Make Life Worth

Rebecca gifted me with a

I got a note on

Okay, so they made “Movin’

You never hear anybody say,

Okay, so I put my

My idea of funny is

Dr Pepper Red Fusion! Tastes

I can’t be entirely sure,

December 2001

I believe it is the

You’re not going to believe

I hoped and I prayed

The last week was a

Here’s a commercial for LOTR

Seattle is supercool.

So I’m sitting at my

I was awoken by a

Check this out:Where I work

Coulda guessed it.If I were

Screw off, KPMG

There’s something about the concept

weekly purgeMulholland Drive. David, David,

November 2001

Twin Peaks on DVD!!

Changes I would make, were

I had two very odd

I forgot what I was

Snow Crash was the first

Today I’m joining a caravan

Streaming Soundtracks

Get the cool shoeshine.

10 minutes before work.I just

Buffy on DVD! Buffy on

It occurred to me that

I just made, and ate,

I am doughnuted out. I’ve

Bird Dog. A love story.

You know, now that I’m

October 2001

So I got that $25

If you’d like an iced

Vacation Hand turn on.I promise

The world according to the

The new Fellowship of the

Today is Friday, and I

I am well on my

Eep. They’ve stopped making the

The Handspring Treo looks so

I put this up here,

Well. Looks like we’re in

The word “aren’t” really doesn’t

I bought socks. With

From part of a larger

Great Moments in TV History

I hate when people say

Joan Rivers resigns from E!

I called YadaYada and they

I’m working Columbus Day, getting

If it were possible, I

When I’m lying in bed,

September 2001

I am the first kid

Confessional At the end of,

I gotta say, sometimes I’m

“I guess I figured I’d

I have been waiting for

I had a friend in

Also, over the past week

One of these days it’s

I miss you.

Put the sugar in the

For years, probably since the

Well, the people at my

Nicole Brodeur writes for the

If you want to know

I decided not to go

So, on Sunday I was

Here’s a question: If you

I remember the first time

The Onion has a good

Anybody else remember when peta.com

I was told in a

Should I stay or should

August 2001

We don’t need no education.

I have Saturday, Sunday and

very delicious cheesecakes

There have been way too

So my company gives away

The voice of my conscience

No! I do not want

looks at wooden chair *looks

We had a 90-day review

I think it was John

I think it was Robert

A house on a rocky

T-10 Days to version 1.0

I’m still unclear why “Personnel”

This is the best optical

Coming Full Circle If I

While taking the Seattle

I downloaded the new TMBG

Okay. I don’t understand why

“Tales for the l33t” presents

We are Borg. Alcove

Also, if I’m not speaking

So, the King County Metro

I first realized that the

I’m annoyed. Annoyed and frustrated.

Words are so much fun.

July 2001

How to Get an Instant

I would just like to

The other night I had

Memento Hot damn. And I

Planet of The Apes 2.0

We realize now that nobody

New goal: buy everything listed

Thanks to Roby over at

Honesty Moment: me neither

Honesty Moment: oy

The great northwest is populated

I can’t believe I never

It’s the little things about

You know how at the

A D&D Moment DM: All

I went and made a

Oh I learned something new

The other day my cellphone

Disclaimer: I am neither insane

I am going to forgive

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

48 more hours of being

Let me tell you about

I updated my budget. I

STEP THREE www.AdGrinder.com Yes, it’s

Growing up in New Jersey,

I will now proceed to

June 2001

According to Microsoft Money -

I have a habit of

I got to see one

And now here’s a memory

Honesty Moment: fire insurance

The day you

Yeah, you keep trying to

Episode 18

In a couple of weeks

Yo, check out “Re-Pay” there.

Episode 17

Most clever thing I said

Came to the conclusion years

I find it fascinating that

Here in the land of

Warning: Liberal use of quotes

I work twenty minutes away,

Episode 16

May 2001

Honesty Moment: relish

My God! Alex Karras who

Not that I’m keeping track

Scenes from the 7th Grade

Pearl Harbor

I didn’t realize this until

You have to wonder what

It looks like Corky from

Me: “I just cut up

Prairie Home Companion Online Archived

100 I Statements And the

Diane, this morning I woke

I need your help. Remember

Episode 15

Episode 14

Carrier Pigeon Transfer Protocol

Also, you know what pisses

Here’s a nice break from

Honesty Moment: blasted Redcoats

Fellow classmate: “Is there going

This is the end of

April 2001

So some self-proclaimed “Mad Poets”

Undeniable proof that we’re living

So the people who designed

Managed to sleep for 12

Darren: I agree with you

Episode 13

I have acquired much more

Episode 12

I just had a funny

This morning I opened my

Okay, so I just got

You Will Suffer Humiliation When

Bryan Philosophises I was standing

I’ve broken down my base

I added a fun little

Soon on USA Network: The

I should have mentioned this

STEP TWO Return to work

STEP ONE Return to work

You know, all this change

So. Got a Neon. Also

The broadband is active. The

Okay, so this was funny:

DSL on tuesday. I only

Webmonkey has a new article

Bejeweled for the PalmOS Woo!

It’s not until they tell

Well, the good news is

Nice Mr. Mike over at

As one of a few

I had what some might

March 2001

I don’t think outside the

There must be something about

No More ‘Puff Daddy’ -

There’s a number of things

Remember that episode of The

It just occurred to me

I’ve always known that I

I was just listening to

I found a sweet little

I was talking to a

I got a new Jeep

Bry and Tavi’s Unintentional Compliment

Honesty Moment: Around the World

My parents, by way of

When we were kids my

No Jennifer Lopez news today

Honesty Moment: Metallica

Rachmaninoff was pretty fly.

When I was in 5th

Mm. Juicyfruit.

Sometimes you come across things

Many years ago Harlan and

Bry and Dan’s Unintentional Compliment

I had a dream last

Honesty Moment: my first checking account

The other day I walked

I got to see the

About 15 minutes after re-installing

The patio, she is

Bryan: “We had a

Courtney Love sues record label

I’m the type of guy

February 2001

The earthquake is my fault.

They told me that one

Am I ALL YOUR BASE

If I experience any more

I used to have the

Position Title: Web Developer 3

I took a tip from

Elvis The Fish has opened

I was driving home today,

Yep. Anyway, I got

The cereal ran out at

Honesty Moment: Dana Delaney

Well, let’s see. Zannah and

Everybody sing!

In case you missed Buffy

Wow. I am totally taken

So, I’ve made some friends

Me: I wonder if Kozmo

I wrote a little song

Honesty Moment: my last date

Some of you have been

Well. “O Brother, Where Art

Men Are Crazy for Women

I added a new mini-blog

Honesty Moment: The Sound of Music

Soon enough my new home

You ever see “Blue Streak”?

Mmm. Video game candy

It’s just one trade after

The things, they are’a lookin’

“I’m going to ask you

2010! I can hardly

Just a quick observation: On

News Askew – [SCOOPING THE

CountingDown.com – “Sir” Steven Spielberg’s

You might not be aware,

So. Traffic This was definitely

I’ve been in two movie

Okay, so hey, check this

Last night I got to

I just finished a book

Ain’t It Cool News -

I just noticed the date.

I was over at Jack

DAVID MAMET RULEZ!

The bank account that I

Sucked once again into the

Burtonesque!

January 2001

As someone who hadn’t really

I am a Bad Bryan

Ooh. I went to a

I may be repeating myself

Honesty Moment: spell well

On my way back from

Honesty is good. Responsibility is

Bill Gates Gives $100 Million

Bryan stands on the customer

Battletech -> Mother Goose I

I can think of few

New items acquired while everything

For the last 5 years

My Dad used to make

Well, it’s the weekend. Not

In 1997 my friend Aaron

Akira. Quite possibly coming to

As I was leaving the

When a company that has

Send in your submissions to

Bryan Philosophises: I think Religion

For Darren: Mr Showbiz: Critics

You’ve still got a week

CNN.com – Nature – Scientists

I managed to win Space

It boggles the mind to

Today may or may not

I have no evidence to

Mr Showbiz News: Molly Shannon

There are two songs I’ve

I was shocked and amazed

I finally got to see

It’s incredibly unfortunate, but BlogVoices

Pardon me while I pull

Visited another way-cool store today.

Bush to remove international funds

Had an interview today. I

Hooked myself up with a

There’s a hairdresser’s here called

Another day, another no dollar.

Since I arrived in Seattle

M-D. Blogger convert.

I realize I haven’t been

“AltaVista found too many documents

This week (of course the

Bryan, you bandwagon jumper. View

I also stopped in a

I think I’m going to

I got to visit the

If you had to

It’s quite enough to force

Woman showing me the apartment:

So, the trip. I’m not

I’ll tell you something else,

Looks like car insurance will

Also today I found that

Mr Showbiz News: Britney Is

The weather is beautiful. I’m

I made it to Melinda’s

I want to post more,

Okay, so I made it

UPDATE FROM THE ROAD well,

I slept last night just

UPDATE FROM THE ROAD: Jan.

Seattle or Bust

The first one is

Harry Knowles – he’s the

I think my copy of

December 2000

So, I’m at Darren’s house.

Did I mention Josh? He’s

Eh… – dude stole the

And now, The re-run :

Dan beat me to the

So I have two older

One day, Harlan is going

I brought in some non-rancid

I found this at Sonicnet:

I keep thinking about one

shockwave.com presents all-new episodes of

TROOPER CLERKS – The Animated

Welcome to the One Page

Welcome to South Park -

So, Thursday is my last

Handspring: Products: Springboard Modules: VisorPhone

Kneel before Zod

Rebecca Jordan was kind enough

Episode 11.5

Im Not Dead Yet: Stumbling

Spam Code – um. ‘kay.

Flash 5.0 Tips

Antacid. Ant acid. Blech.

There are a lot (A

You Sadistic Little Blog… -

Spy spray reveals secrets of

Am I a Good Parody

Red Flags In Florida -

I thought it’d be interesting

Solar eclipse on Christmas Day

I don’t think there’s a

Hanging Chad Jewelry

When I was a little

Mike’s Message – he has

Santa gives Jesus the sack

I went to sleep around

Silly Buffy quiz – I

frickcam – this is the

Dog shoots man. Bad dog.

Mr Showbiz News: Stern Says

Download the Internet – a

Episode 11

Tomb Raider Trailer now online.

I think I might make

So we weren’t allowed cereal

visorcentral.com >> news >> Blazing

Daily Radar Feature – The

I’m on kind of a

Am I KOTTKE or NOT?

oh, babes! – the “web

San Jose tops for IT

No Unbreakable Sequels Planned -

High-Level Republicans Seek to Dispel

Millions ‘log off Net to

Tonight is free sushi and

Emperor Norton I – this

Woman tells churchgoers she gave

the ultimate guide to yoga,

More Alice

My favorite part of

My alma mater (though I

Building Minas Tirith. Damn

MP3 relaunches service – well,

I keep tuning into the

If all goes as planned

AdCritic.com Commercials: Sony – Part

Girls with Glasses! – the

Buffy re-run. No Alba. Hmmm…

AIMazing – a free plug-in

Eh… is the brand new

ABCNEWS.com : Secret Nazi Relic

I’m tired of waiting for

PSX2.com | Specials | Battle

Hey, remember “Wheat Germ”? Ew.

If you enjoyed this past

Last year at the Holiday

Hey, I managed to snag

Episode 10

Peanut Blossoms – best cookie

Christmas Cornflake Wreath Cookies -

I’m in a weird mood,

There is cole slaw on

Last night I did what

November 2000

Cries of “The book was

I hate Harry Knowles

Not believing everything I see

One of my silly ideas

It is time. Episode V

David Blaine: Idiot? Or just

Hey. Is it just me

Hey, Fogle: Gene That Predisposes

Winning by intimidation – I

I believe it was

Hey, good news. Apparently my

At 9 PM tonight the

2 minutes ago: Co-worker: I

Episode 9

3D Projection Without the Glasses.

D a r k A

Instant movie review time. Unbreakable

Hey, remember that movie Titanic?

A co-worker just came in

2 1/2 years I’ve been

Me, earlier: “Boy, I’m really

Buffy’s Glory Daze, and here

If you were thinking of

Few things get me in

Keep your computer password in

CNN.com – Technology – Board

Episode 8

I would just like

So I think you’ll agree

There’s a webcast of last

Floating Henry Rollins Head Haiku

Am I President or Not?

Progress.MP3.com – they’ve reached an

Britney Too Busy for Buffy

When I was 8 or

dmusic.com | Scour to Power

They Might Be Giants tonight.

My job today is to

Ananova – Scientists discover ‘second

Coming this weekend: a very

Final Fantasy movie trailer

Amazon.com—Earth’s Biggest Selection Inspired by

ZDNet: News: Gateway-AOL: You’ve got

Angelo, my co-worker with the

Promiscuity linked to stronger immune

I just found out that

Without many other options, I

So the cable company lied

It’s funny. When you put

Today we’re having our cable

The Daily Brad. ‘S good

In 5th grade there was

My knuckles don’t crack. None

Mr Showbiz News: Dr. Laura

Lug: Not a woman? Madmartigan:

I think maybe I’ll start

Weeks ago I made a

AdCritic.com: Spoof – ‘88 Dodge

People often ask me

Maggie just asked me what

I think it would be

My main concerns for the

Mr Showbiz News: Gellar and

Bryan's Rules for Writing Trite Music

I dig me some Election

As soon as I was

It’s a nice town in

Episode 7

Growing Pains me. link stolen

Mr Showbiz News: Kathie Lee

I like words. At one

Welcome to Trashy Lingerie -

There were a couple moments

So I have decided that

S.F. to become big game

Vampires Discuss The Upcoming ‘Buffy,’

International Space Station Watch -

Dispute Over AIDS Vaccine Findings

View Askew 5 casting becomes

October 2000

I’m very excited because I’m

My friends Stacey and Jen

wrongwaygoback.com 1st birthday spectacular! And

I’ve enjoyed the game of

THE BOOK OF GENESIS (950

Episode 6

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

Comments have been temporarily disabled.

Nothing is working. Computers in

Hairdresser. What a stupid word.

Browse through the Devil’s appointment

Zannah is right. This is

When I was a kid,

Got a few more trailers

Trailer for the upcoming Dungeons

So I’m putting myself on

There was a new actress

Okay, so there’s this commercial

Tim Burton’s Stainboy – as

New Buffy tonight. That’s really

You know how Max in

Okay, I added the happyfun

Episode 5

My co-worker Angelo must be

So I added a new

I just ripped a hole

Neil Gaiman movie news! -

Just to give you a

Smoking Memorial Wall

hacker translator options

Welcome to Amnesty International

He very famous

Tiger Hitclips – All right!

English to Leet Translator -

Mr Showbiz News: Smith, Jones

The Contender I have to

Episode 4

Mr Showbiz News: Oldman Says

Speaking of Twizzlers, we studied

I keep forgetting to buy

POWER STAR Dark Angel Merchandise

h o l e .

MP3 magazine – wouldn’t it

HavenCo: the free world just

Girl Scouts Pursue Hipper Troop

Message in bottle returns to

New Ohio law bans secret

Am I hot or not?

Mr Showbiz News: GLAAD Trashes

Dr. Laura apologizes to homosexuals

The Truth In Advertising -

Vampire Hunter D 2000, anyone?

zannah linked to a funny,

Cow Will Give Birth to

Sarah McLachlan: Mirrorball – well,

I have a brilliant idea.

Requiem for a Dream -

Meet the Parents This movie

Episode 3

Gore Blames TV Camera Operators

Western Oregon is rotating clockwise

There was one time in

Pittsburgh Steelheads – and here’s

Mighty Big TV – Real

Mr. Showbiz Interview: Rachael Leigh

D a r k A

Fox’s Official Dark Angel site

From my friend Josh: Is

Dark Angel pilot screencaps part

So, I’m thinking of using

“So, Bryan,” you might say

So Darren and Ali are

Discovery Online—People Cams:

Warner to bow albums in

The Sexiest Bachelor in America

MC Hawking’s Crib – Well,

‘Racist’ Mr Potato Head to

Hey, I got a good

So my manager came over

September 2000

ZDNet: Yahoo! Internet Life -

Episode 2

GARBAGE REMIX – ACID Music

My job today is to

The Annotated Dennis Miller

They may be making a

On the series finale (there,

Meet ‘’Buffy’‘’s new slay mate

Film from 1968 of mouse

Does anybody happen to know

Hell wants to become Halloween

ZDNet: News: AOL quietly linking

This is the refrigerator my

Wall of Sound Review: Bootlegs

Project Greenlight – get your

Project Vote Smart – A

Gore wins election among children

Offspring Album Download Axed

All of these hours are

Guitar Chord Finder – man

French mayor bans death

Undercover Police Go Online To

Male couples ‘could conceive a

Lapdance club bids to allow

election.com, Electronic or Traditional Election

I think I’m going to

Martin Sheen Speaks Out on

Almost Famous

Sharp fall in oil prices

Episode 1

D a r k A

CNN.com – Technology – New

New Nine Inch Nails Remix

I was watching that new

You know what’s worse than

The Official Rock Paper Scissors

Civil Rights Legend Rosa Parks

Handspring color PDA, cell module

Mr Showbiz News: Smith, Affleck,

Supreme Court of the United

Fans will get to shoot

Kraft: Recipe Card – you

Welcome to SERVAS. A co-worker

I was thinking earlier what

The geezer

Schadenfreude.com – Home of the

Powerpuff Girls Delta Plane -

I really have to make

Hearing good things about the

Mr Showbiz News: Distraught Baldwin

Madonna. Still making music.

Did I mention I’m wearing

Website for cheating spouses is

Legal Loopholes Help Man Sell

Join Bush-Gore debate … on

History Channel – according to

You know those hilarious little

So they found this picture

Ananova – Baldwins ready to

Bought myself some readin’ glasses

CNN.com – Punk band Offspring

Look, Ma! Astigmatism! So, yeah.

Pretentious? Moi?

Whoops. Forgot. American Psycho I

Hm. www.emptywebsite.com

Webloggers declare Jihad. This is

RollingStone.com: Artists: Yaz – oh,

Oh, this is interesting. Apparently

I was thinking it would

Original rock music based on

I listed this in the

CNN.com – Sony laptops will

Rob Zombie makes a movie

Official Site of the Sydney

According to Weblog Wannabe, there

Our company headquarters (where I

Who’s up for a game

Welcome to WINAMP.COM | Winamp

The B4B0 Party Programme -

So, I woke up all

Mr Showbiz News: Green Goblin

I saw a commercial the

XML: Mm mm good.

crime.com first live web cam

I think it’s neat how

Bush campaign stoops to subliminal

Hannes Marais – /usr/bin/news Stupid…

Mr Showbiz News: Bat-Brad: Will

I just passed Robert Englund

SpinalTapDirect: Product Information. I’m so

Look at me, saying how

Webeos – it would be

The interesting thing about this

Bryan Philosophizes: I don’t think

TV Guide Online needs your

CNN.com – Federal judge says

All right, so it’s ridiculously

::supa-fly:: – took me long

Here I go, being a

How can I possibly

Mp3.com, one of the best

PlanetJulie.com – via Fogle.

I told my family about

Highlander: very very cool. Highlander

So, you’ve got your Dracula,

August 2000

Bloggin’ on the Visor. Aw,

If only it were real

Jesus! They’re multiplying!

[Bryan’s sitting at his computer,

The Guerrilla Banner Project. Y’all

So we’re watching Pop-Up Video

Rumor has it that the

Scream3: Outtakes

My man Nam asked us

life is beautiful

What Would Brian Boitano Do?

My friend Darren has a

Saw Cabaret last night. I

Every time I hear a

Harlan is fed up.

Newsday.com – Thursday – History

Microsoft Windows Me This reminds

“Reading is the basics for

Do Races Differ? Not Really,

Ain’t It Cool News -

Remind me to tape NBC

Harlan talks about this guy

the Hucklebuck

AltaVista – Web Page Results

Huckabuck Bookstore – this is

huckabuck home – okay, and

correspondences between the two men

the hucklebuck… forget about it

Honeymooners Video Clips – cool.

The Hucklebuck – oh. Really

the hucklebuck – Instructions on

Re: hucklebuck? – oh, wait,

What’s a Hucklebuck? – aha.

Hucklebuck Williams – does it

Hamilton Collection Official Honeymooners Series

There are 193 CDs with

Die Roller! “I’m a geek.

We now have a standard

Evil Dead: Hail to the

Love Bug, The (1997) (TV)

COUNTDOWN TO CHARLIE’S ANGELS Okay,

melissa speaks out

I downloaded and watched Scary

Happiness is just a Flaming

Last night was pretty entertaining.

ZDTV | EasyBuy2000 MPTrip Discman

SciFlicks.com—-> The Fifth Element

Things I don't like about New Jersey

Money.com: Find your best place

Wow. Free mystery pants rock.

So, I went on vacation

People run weblogs for a

Oh, God. This is so

Today is our Rosie’s last

There’s so little story to

My obituary

www.SmirkingRevenge.com is taken, and they’re

BBC News | SCI/TECH |

Ananova – Baby named after

Pop Quiz The very first

Oh, sod it. I don’t

Indecision 2000 at the Democratic

Next thing you know, I’ll

Nothing like waking up in

My lovely and friendly sister

Me: “Yo, homeboy, where you

Let’s talk for a bit

So, someone either ate the

The Billboard Hot 100 -

Cyber-Squatter Gives Site to Gore

link stolen from gagne

Here’s Episode 3 of My

Well, at any rate, I

Web bows to the Internet

Dallas NAACP president resigns -

Mr Showbiz News: Chan in

Save Triumph The Insult Comic

Okay. whew I was

HEY! It’s me your

I was watching last week’s

Ain’t It Cool News -

Joss Whedon would certainly have

You ever see the Roman

Available Balance: -$145.63 Well,

I don’t know. I just

Mr Showbiz News: Box Office:

‘’Dark Angel’’ Jessica Alba steals

Q261186 – Computer Randomly Plays

Remember the CD-ROM game based

Woman gets her bare breasts

Sullivan: Cheney Daughter Posing Problems

Buffy draws children to witchcraft

IBM promises Transmeta notebook this

Blood Simple (director’s cut) I

Ali: Ah, I see you

I have an audience, and

Bryan: You wanna do dinner-and-a-movie

If you had told me

Nine Inch Nails’ “Broken” EP

July 2000

Ah, just in time

I was at home for

Also, over the weekend

YOU ARE HERE

Clue Dinner went very well,

Revenger for the Desktop. This

Tim Curry Chicken with Mrs.

Upcomingmovies.com: Urban Legends: The Final

Freaky Links. I’m just trying

I’m listening to Program Witch

Bryan Philosophizes: I think maybe

CNN.com – Napster shutdown seen

At the concert in the

Mr Showbiz News: Cameron Unveils

Welcome to the world of

I am Maxwell’s silver hammer.

I saw many commercials as

New York Philharmonic – Concerts

Here’s a Movie Haiku of

Okay, I’ve narrowed it down

Bryan Philosophizes: So, I went

Sgt. Pepper spray … I

I peekle they.

I just remembered a cool

One of my goals in

Holy Passion Unaware

Without breaking any Confidentiality Agreements

The Buffer Overflow can be

So my credit card bill

I could probably spend a

Took a trip this evening

Hotsheet.com – the easy way

That is

Harlan’s such a nice guy,

I received my order of

You should have to get

Ain’t It Cool News -

X-Men

Presenting #blogirc license plates -

A strange thing just happened.

See, that’s my point. Cary

Okay, good. I secured 4

On the train into the

Roger Waters has gray hair,

What’s the deal with Cary

I’d probably listen to the

FIVE YEARS later, and people

And now, straight out of

Wow. I just experienced Problem

We didn’t have any “playas”

X-Men doesn’t suck according to

Are there any paranoids in

Thursday: Roger Waters Friday: Jeff

welcome to empeg – must…

Okay, I’ll give it a

Things I Learned on my

Pink Floyd – The Wall

Control your desktop from your

So you got your pink-ish

So, here I am in

June 2000

Typical exchange in The Apartment

Sniglets – chances are you

Stays up late

I got home last night

So, I grew up with

Ananova – Britney ‘keen to

I asked for chicken salad,

Ananova – Wahlberg to star

CNN.com – Supreme Court says

While Matt was showing Julie

Don’t ever let anyone

Sounds like Male Subject #1

Every evening, around 7 p.m.,

Are you an hourly AOL

Batman Beyond: Dana Tan -

Chicken Run

I wonder what scares me

Before I found it, I

Okay, I asked for stories.

“Only a master of evil,

Quintessential 80s #1: “Breakout” -

Yesterday in the mail I

Jay and Silent Bob’s Video

Ananova – Stone swaps maternal

Last night I experienced something

A lot of the time

Girl punished with Beethoven -

At college I worked as

I am Jack’s uncontrollable dandruff.

Snoop Dogg’s bus had marijuana

AdCritic.com: Spoof – Budweiser Wazzup

Aspects of American Society That

Years ago I remember walking

Welcome to Tony Packo’s Cafe

I have no culture. My

Two mini-reviews for you. Gone

This is a true story.

Here’s a picture of some

I promise I will never

Via ICQ: Tara : i

Given that I mostly hate

Someone was talking about how

God, my desktop is

Ananova – Scientists hope to

AFI’s 100 Funniest Films -

Hey, one of the “seven

HP’s e-Vectra. It’s not for

Oooh. Publicity shots for ‘Dark

Ananova – Britney Spears takes

Best sentence heard outside in

Saw this license plate coming

Every so often I find

Wow. I hadn’t anticipated how

Ananova – Roseanne to pose

I pounce louder than you.

So, grocery shopping the

As Harlan mentioned, I was

Well, so far today is

I am slowly bleeding to

I’m sitting here wishing that

Krispy Kreme COLLECTIBLES – my

Mr Showbiz News: Clerks Cashed

The stock price for mp3.com

Fight Club

Ananova – Olympians given 100,000

Found this gem of an

Ananova – GM tobacco may

Ananova – Origins of life

Ananova – Thieves take Ferris

Bryan thinks out loud: Your

I’m F.I.N.E.

My friend Nam: “I would

Bring Back Kirk!! – www.BringBackKirk.com.

I was a teenage BBSer.

Offshore platform to become ‘data

Yeah, it’s Ananova day. Ananova

Ananova – ‘Man learned how

Ananova – Britney disgusted by

Much more exciting than the

There’s something kind of cute

Sometimes I think the whole

My other sister is getting

Ananova – Sex-claim threat to

May 2000

Clerks: The Series You’re not

Ananova – Captive’s husband becomes

HappyFunGreenMeg provides us with Eminenya.

CornCam from Iowa Farmer Today

I suppose I should mention

Yesterday was plain awful. I

Mission: Impossible II Everything about

Rose got married

I have the urge to

ZDNet: News: Think Napster—

ABCNEWS.com : Prince Now Prince

Last goofy Buffy conversation of

Here’s a short scenelet from

And now, Episode 2 of

Ananova – Oasis concert in

They Might Be Giants’ new

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The worst thing about defragmenting

Dioxin causes cancer. A lot.

Well, that was exciting. Never

Thank you to everyone who

movies.ign.com: Neil Gaiman announces Death

Darren made a good observation

I was reading this post

Listen, guys, it’s not like

So, this is twenty-five.

I’m running ICQ and AOL

And now a brief glimpse

The other night Michelle and

Does anybody else really miss

I have to say, from

Saccharin Dropped From Cancer List

I have Peeps. :)

The Hollywood Sign Webcam Site

USA cancels “Nikita’’ – my

Ananova – Internet helps mental

Well, I guess now that

Internet Explorer cookies are world-readable

Ananova – ‘Shipman could have

My man David Gagne is

Live recordings bother me. I

What do you think,

MP3.com bars access to major

Kids of ‘90210’ Leaving Fox

Ananova – Millionaire loser sues

Ananova – Celebrities unite in

Ananova – Britney Spears tops

Wireless Internet for the Visor

We got a big blue

Vitamin C should be proud

The woman filling in for

And the best line from

Gladiator

I sat down and watched

And you wonder why we

Ananova – White families flee

Darren wants to go

“I mean, if a

Someone emailed me their band’s

Are you one of those

For the first time ever,

I was really scared when

Presenting www.wannebegirl.org!

Bryan’s Helpful Computer Tips #1

Hi, all. I had to

Wow. In less than a

Newspapers Link to the Future

Four years later, Bryan finally

My man Dan was fired

Cinemenium seems to be a

I was bored Saturday, and

I installed Windows 2000 Server

My friend and co-worker

This is Day One of

Ananova – Police tackle May

April 2000

A few months ago I

Haiku the Blog : metablogging

The back of my bottle

I don’t know. I’m feeling

Through ICQ: Dan: Hey. How’s

Evan watches in horror

If all the world’s a

This here is the

Four years later, Bryan finally

There are a lot of

You know those books for

Bryan philosophises: Here’s my theory:

I don’t understand the phrase

Bryan philosophizes: As far as

Maybe it’s just me, but

Moxy was pretty fly. It

The fan in my machine

Britney: “I’m not that innocent.”

Found myself an mp3.com station

When I was younger I

A couple of weeks ago

So my computer was freezing

I’m trying to decide how

Britney: “Oops. I did it

Most of today was sleeping.

From CDNow: “Are A Drag”

There are 4 new ads

The paint on the walls

I really don’t like to

Hahaha. South Park: Monty Python

Good news, everyone! One of

There are these four kids

Not the author: Let’s say

I’m suffering through a bout

Michelle had the idea to

I know a lot of

Apple has developed some new

I gave the Preview Release

Lesson of the day: There’s

Michelle and I got the

I don’t know if it’s

Pete: “I feel like I

From precocious.org: “Everyone’s putting up

So my friend and co-worker

Hello, my name is Bryan,

Bryan philosphizes: What’s the deal

For people who want to

So, my employers, in all

“Well, you know… “Manos”...” “Right,

Today is my 2nd nephew’s

High Fidelity

March 2000

“The Bahamas: It’s not like

Two radio-related thoughts: I’m the

Someone came across this here

Packing, laundry, cleaning, shopping, paying

Xircom announces SpringPort Modules -

My friend Stefan said it

Wearing a suit, or even

For no apparent reason, other

Damn. Jen of Whim &

The Buffy episode “Hush” had

Ahahahaha. Thanks to Justin

Ananova seems to be coming

Hahaha. Weblog Wannabe created a

Granted, I’m a techie white

Lookin’ through the stats, I

My definition of “vacation” is

So I was feeling jealous

New Golden Dollar Coin? I

Hint for fellow webloggers: If

Here’s what happened. Someone stole

Final Destination

Blogger’s having some serious issues.

I read this over at

Hey, for those of you

Pfft. St. Patrick’s Day. Let

“Usability cannot be applied like

I didn’t find this myself.

I love whoever did this.

Hm. I think Dan’s got

“Once you’ve decided to wear

Did I mention that the

48 minutes to get to

Okay, this is supremely odd.

My employer is sending me

Swanky is back up. Remember

Did you know Brent Spiner

I was just thinking about

I spilled a little rancid

I was in Best Buy

Stalker site aims to be

‘Joss: “Buffy” episodes on DVD.

I was openly angry about

Yes! The Jive Server is

If it doesn’t start to

Two mini-movie reviews by Pete:

I found a trailer for

One of the more entertaining

Pete: “We’re gonna go see

my.mp3.com gets redesigned, as well

Was Pink Floyd’s Dark Side

Intel chips chosen for Microsoft’s

New “Lore” comic strip. I

“Clerks” the animated series gets

It’s ridiculous. It’s just this

They Might Be Giants’ dialasong.com

In case you haven’t seen

No more popup links

Having never joined a webring

AT-AT @

Here’s an entire computer that

Just in case you thought

Well, I don’t have any

E! Online News – 4,000

How To Be A Grown-Up Fantasy Geek

Recipe: Secure FTP Server and

I don’t know what DeepLeap

This is the first day

So I played the “Guess

It’s times like these I

Supermarket sushi is just not

Bryan's Rules for Dealing with Help Desk Staff

So, AMD “releases” the first

So, yesterday was pretty rotten.

I don’t know what it

The I.Q. Tree

Been playing The Sims, and

The design team behind Ananova

Stronk posted this on Feb

Harlan pointed out Imesh to

Oh, look! Elitist cruises for

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Our friend Zannah makes good

This morning when I got

5 GB portable mp3 player

Well, it took me over

E! Online News – Kathie

Mr Showbiz News: Kathie Lee

February 2000

I’m very excited to go

I’m somewhat tempted to pick

The next time Blogger goes

So, this is weird, and

Boiler Room

So I was reading an

Wired has an article about

Guh. This is definitely a

Israelites Sue God For Breach

One of my favorite Nintendo

michelle suggested a bagel sandwich

Oh, I just realized that

I don’t think my day

Some of you may remember

So they’re making a G.I.

Today I got chinese take-out

A beautiful and nearly content-less

My roommate Pete showed me

My buddy Harlan hooked me

Granted, I’m not much of

So I’m setting up a

Palm IIIc (color) revealed today.

I don’t know exactly how

Multi-millionaire gets dissed hardcore.

From 1980 to 1992 when

That load of crap Cats

Here’s a slightly more favorable

Pitch Black

Listening to Weird Al’s “Gonna

I found a goldmine over

So they’re turning Mir into

So, I see that Joss

It’s come to my attention

“Wow. You were ‘in the

Title, Summary, and Text of

Faith Returns on Buffy the

I don’t know how I

Small Talk for Dummies. Do

Came back from lunch, and

Speaking of millionaire shows, there’s

Yeah, I’m a movie slut.

NEW Version 2.60 of Winamp

NeoTrace is pretty cool. It

Disinformation, the digital movie about

What I want is a

Whew. Don’t quote me on

Sometimes the Sega Dreamcast commercials

Did my laundry, cleaned my

So, I’ve been thinking. And

“I’d dislike being in a

Did I mention I’m running

The urge to buy a

Whoa. “The Tick” gets a

Does anybody else have trouble

As most of you who

Steve’s been wearing an Internet-connected

Saw a vanity plate on

Seth the way cool Network

I don’t know how much

I can remember no less

Found a beautiful quote here:

There are certain computing truths

Finally, a fair review of

I don’t know yet if

Well, this denial of service

Why PSAs are dumb.

I have a 7-year-old nephew

I’m going here in a

So there’s this thing called

Ooh. I’m not sure when

Turn signal. That’s really all

Speaking of Windows 2000…

I don’t get this. When

So, I’m downloading the Complete

January 2000

Napster really does kick ass.

I know it’s hard to

From my friend Kate: i’m

Last week we had snow.

Did you ever see the

zannah came up with this:

I’ve always had a love

Toejam & Earl, Herzog Zwei…

YES! YES! :) It occurred

A riddle, wrapped up in

The Brunching Shuttlecocks come to

You know when you get

For whatever reason, I actually

AOL buys half of world.

This is how stupid I

Does anybody else remember when

Red-balloon.org looks like it might

Seventh grade was the first

Welcome to Bryan’s new and