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- May 2008
- Free rating card artwork
- Yeah. “Beautiful.” Sure.
- At $9.95 per domain, failure doesn't cost that much
- Cobra Commander `08
- Personal Information Waltz
- Happy Birthday, Dad
- April 2008
- Announcing Deep Hub
- My "No Gravatar Yet" Icon
- Folding Socks – Stop Being Broken
- Xbox disappoints me, for once
- Web 2.0 explained in 3 seconds
- How to alienate your savvy customers
- Archives by date
- Why the word "gist" was invented
- Download Lastest Version
- Truman... where are you going?
- How Long Until the Song is Played?
- I am quite sure they will say so.
- My life as a model
- March 2008
- Cameraphone Photos - Stop Being Broken
- SxSW KICK! 2008
- The Apple Difference
- February 2008
- Traffic Prompts - Stop Being Broken
- Stop Being Broken: tickling
- Every so often I have to get political
- Stop Being Broken
- January 2008
- Stephen Colbert, my hero
- What a difference 3 years makes.
- December 2007
- Here, button, button, button...
- November 2007
- Harry Potter: remaining questions
- October 2007
- What it's like being me
- All Along the Watchtower
- September 2007
- America's Other Anniversary
- What's up, Quechup?
- August 2007
- Let him who hath understanding do the counting
- July 2007
- (Add or) Remove Programs
- The Heat is Off
- "Sir Track" by Liam Lynch
- A Modest Response
- This is what it comes down to:
- Why the iPhone is good for people with A.D.D.
- June 2007
- Am I signed in or not?
- Cameraphone urban moblog
- Movies of the '80s
- April 2007
- 20 Questions with Outlook
- What I Did On My Lunch Hour
- What? Really? Oh, right. Dorks.
- March 2007
- Karaoke this Friday in Austin, TX
- Is your calendar incredibly stupid?
- Definitions by Bryan: high-powered
- February 2007
- Time to change the name, guys.
- In my day we had two kinds of waiter.
- February, my ass.
- January 2007
- Everything's better with Peanuts
- Mexico 2007 Photos
- My Lack of Updates
- December 2006
- Christmas Wish for 2006
- Can you digg it?
- November 2006
- Definitions by Bryan: broken
- It's a commercial, but feel free to ignore that.
- Playtime
- Stuart
- Well, that's over with.
- October 2006
- Socks
- Submit to me your likeness
- Adagio for Drum Machine
- Cheesecake Truck
- No, it's short for "Incorporado."
- Like a screwdriver, non-electric.
- Brief Respite
- Way to go, Al!
- September 2006
- Budd knows iTunes
- It's Friday, and This is Ponderous
- Announcing LunchCorp
- And while you're at it, clean some dirt.
- The power of whoziwhatsit?
- For the blue collar in all of us...
- August 2006
- To all present and future managers
- Let's go tobogganing!
- For the new friends I made at UXWeek 2006
- Which behavior is more obnoxious?
- Just Add What/unh
- Pick me! Pick me!
- You're on Notice
- There is no fold.
- July 2006
- Jeez. This year is like, 38 years long.
- The Sign You Should See When Crossing the Border
- Don't worry if you don't get it.
- Gardenia 2k6
- I'll be really safe, you know.
- June 2006
- Dear Fritz,
- Irony so thick you need a spoon to feed it
- Definition: Enlightenment
- It's not the amount of updates...
- The best rap lyrics ever
- See how I cleverly avoid hitting you on the head with a hammer
- May 2006
- Edgar wants more sugar in his water
- Is it getting better, or do you feel the same?
- Definition: holier-than-thou
- Podcasting — A Niche Audience for $30 or Less
- Parallels Workstation: an important tip
- NO LITTERING
- April 2006
- Web Page Elements
- Quick test for ADHD
- March 2006
- How does a podcaster measure success?
- It's, like, revolutionary, and junk.
- Do you want that for here or to go?
- Internet Explorer 7: Get it today!
- February 2006
- How to Drive Your Car
- A conversation from the HTML desk...
- I take a couple uppers
- Re-fresh!
- Poor Scott McClellan
- Are you sure you want to add a contact?
- Brokebackfire
- Draft Hidden Pending Live Sticky
- January 2006
- Four Things About YT
- And what is the deal with Dry Cleaning, anyway?
- Do you wanna maybe move your car forward?
- December 2005
- A new year is arriving...
- Geeky? Me? You should meet my Dad.
- God and Sinners: reconcile.
- Mini-review: King Kong
- This just out!
- Just what I wanted! How did you know?
- You'll lie down in the shower and hang your feet over the sink.
- Definitions of Enthusiasm by Bryan
- How Not to Podcast: Addendum 1
- November 2005
- How Not to Podcast
- You know my blood is runnin' wild
- I'm no Fred Berry. And I don't dress like him, either.
- Chicken As Little As Possible
- Trip McNeely!
- Well you know... "Evite."
- October 2005
- Ahh. Dallas.
- Smart Playlist: You Enjoy This
- The nicest compliment I've gotten all day
- Voice of Obnoxiousness +5
- Now, that Gazoo guy, on the other hand...
- Your job this weekend
- September 2005
- That’s easy for you to say
- Is your advertiser more important than your users?
- 10 Lather, numMenus
- Honesty Moment: alpine
- Beautiful plumage!
- Would someone tell me how this happened?
- Something to consider when buying name brand spatulas
- August 2005
- the birth of a nationalism
- Gmail’s “send as” feature
- Even including that Umbridge woman
- re-record: the re-turn
- I call it the Domino Effect Effect
- So you want to drive in Dallas
- I’m callin’ you out
- Dialog: eavesdropping
- Fees, dirtbag!
- Funny thing about the ass
- Meek casa
- On the Internet, no one knows if you’re a Walken
- I’m sorry, you said the proof was where?
- Book title: Two Words
- July 2005
- re-record: Pepsi won?
- Poll: Web-based contact list
- All that blogging get you dizzy?
- Web Development @ Bryan’s Portfolio
- Taxonomy is overrated
- CoolHomepages: ModMixMartinis.com
- I can smell a pig from a mile away
- June 2005
- I didn’t make any gorram changes
- Misheard lyrics: Rock Lobster
- Take the MIT Weblog Survey
- Brew who?
- Like Company Policy, but just for me.
- I can’t beat Spike’s title for this
- Definitions of Wealth: pants
- I even get to wear this cool cape.
- That’s why with the little checkboxes on the cup, hon
- Scourge of my family
- May 2005
- Honesty Moment: rat pack
- Desperate Housepersons
- Guess the Industry Insult Jargon
- New York Times focuses on Google’s focus, ignores me
- And the carpet could be made out of maple syrup
- There are lyrics, believe it or not
- I have a summer house on Hoth.
- I’m gonna sing the Doom Song now
- My density has popped me to you.
- Good boy.
- There’s no reason for me to post this.
- the hand that feeds the orchestra
- April 2005
- hot, sweaty rant
- Windows: The Last Straw
- what, no knees?
- cliches happen
- I purport to enter Mordor
- Jack Daniels loves you, too.
- The myth of common sense
- I just have to share this.
- do you have the Internet at home?
- Neil digs the TMBG
- know your audience
- March 2005
- with (huge big pointy) teeth
- think Robert Vaughn in “BASEketball”
- the senseless age of 83
- of course you know this means war!
- depending on whether we hit “snooze”
- word to the wise
- misheard lyrics: no you don’t
- cough
- once more into the fray
- Dictionary by Bry
- wanna run with my crew, huh?
- Carrot browsing? Wha?
- February 2005
I’m genius! - when people run in circles, it’s a very very…
- Nickel’s worth of free advice
- Honesty Moment: calc
- Shpdoinkle, maybe?
- January 2005
- Though I admit I also loved Doc Severinsen
- just about 17 years off
- Well, fangle me.
- iTunes rating system
- Definition of Irony:
- Complimentomatic
- Leia was (not was) #1
- the logos at night are big and bright
- you know, because we have to “abbrev.” everything
- Still rainwater
- The Mostly Empty Shelf
- December 2004
- You might as well just not talk.
- Just some [...] old boys
- Schmoooooooooooop
- Welcome, Gabby!
- Memo from the Emperor re: reply all
- Commence to jigglin’!
- fruitcake recipe
- Dragon Strike!
- paper faces on parade
- impending 5th birthday
- pro-found
- Photo Friday: Abandoned
- Drywall?
- Photo Friday: Reflections
- November 2004
- Fun with Misheard Lyrics: 19-2000
- giving thanks
- slayeroffice | favelet suite
- the hell kind of name is “Jack Jack”?
- 2004 Jack o’ Lanterns
- wireless keyboard
- Gay marriage bans
- Marry an American
- Halloween Costume
- October 2004
- Free Pants Day!
- Ha-ha.
- google desktop search
- SY-en
- protest songs
- EAT!
- more Old Navy
- September 2004
- Definitions of Wealth: Beer
- Shaun of the Dead
- ultimate pda
- out of pibb
- multi-lane turns
- upside down car
- let’s study!
- August 2004
- Definitions of Wealth: Feet
- Misheard Lyrics: Jack & Diane
- ants in her pants
- propaganda tiles
- Chomp, champ!
- Redneck fight
- iTunes grouped playlists
- find your friends
- Asteroids!
- Treet
- smooth move, ex lax
- Movie Review: Ju-On
- Jump on it.
- I’m tired of titles
- PhotoStamps
- fuel efficiency calculator
- The Seducer
- Why I Love My Wife – At the Movies
- misheard lyrics: I wanna come over
- BlondeStar
- Team America
- webcam-speak
- definition of wealthy, part I
- July 2004
- Unbelievable.
- coffee of the future!
- Tombstone Generator
- Live Show Recordings
- Firefox extensions
- Experimental Film
- WTF, Microsoft?
- good mornin’, sun
- Boycott KF.. how is it spelled?
- re-elect mayor Red Thomas!
- how much blood can you swallow?
- someone comes to town
- Honesty Moment: Eon hand
- wedding thanks
- Buffy music videos
- See Buffy kick. Kick, Buffy, kick.
- 01101000 01100001
- I, Palindrome, I
- June 2004
- To hell with bad browsers
- Bulletproof Lincoln
- Be Sides
- Band’s got a new name
- Holographic Audio Visual Olfactory Communication
- okay. I got it. All praise me.
- Second paying gig
- May 2004
- credit score problems
- See Rock Stupid
- Misheard Lyrics: Brass in Pocket
- Pitchers Sports Bar & Pub
- Web Developer Toolbar
- Extreme Makeover: Maid Edition
- April 2004
- a few wedding pictures
- I’m married. :)
- Wedding Vows
- the bachelor party
- March 2004
- Bender 03172004
- tombstone: manah manah
- February 2004
- Worst. Pun. Ever.
- Valentine’s 2004
- DupliKit Kat
- yeah. I hit him.
- fanta-sized
- Tombstone: Now I’ve Seen Everything
- January 2004
- Commuting with Nature
- paved with gold
- Welcome to 2004
- December 2003
- Snowman!
- Mr. Picassohead
- A number one? You sure?
- November 2003
- Auntie em! Auntie em!
- Mona Lisa Grimace
- Church Sign Generator
- Pinky & Leather
- Someday you’ll shut up
- October 2003
- Find the typo!
- Hallowe’e’e’e’e’een
- Steal this Song
- No gas face for Mr. Peanut
- Nokia lyrics
- Episode 30
- R.I.P. Us
- Never hear the end of it
- Captivate: Hardwired by genetics
- Notice how I didn’t say chink.
- Misheard Lyrics: Flagpole Sitta
- alliege THIS!
- revolving door options
- Honesty Moment: Van Cliburn
- Onion magnets
- You mock me, sir?
- September 2003
- but if I did they’d have a samurai
- KDGE confusion
- Episode 29
- Lyrics: Money
- Awoooooo.
- Mmm. Chaos Pie.
- Honesty Moment: Dr. J
- I’m more impressed with farmers
- Come on, biscuit!
- August 2003
- Honesty Moment: Dumb Donald
- and home before dark.
- Lyrics: Swing swing swing
- finance update
- Tombstone: Don’t Let This Happen to You
- Honesty Moment: Club Med
- Ivan Conniving
- Lyrics 1
- milk and blood
- In, as you say, the mud
- Stalking You
- Invisible Car Guidelines
- Santa Monica Bellucci
- re-organization
- typepad discount
- the best part
- July 2003
- keep your eyes on my babum babum bum
- how much do you get paid not to work?
- Episode 28
- one government world
- free time is expensive
- roll, roll, roll lint away…
- the music of the fabric of our lives
- alas for Jasmine Guy
- donotcall.gov
- I have nieces and nephews
- I know from broke
- June 2003
- classic mode
- and I’ll form the head.
- May 2003
- I know you can hear my thoughts, boy
- like Divx, but even worse
- Oui, monsieur
- olay
- Episode 27
- chicken! chicken!
- April 2003
- the frightened chef
- yahoo! visa limit down
- share with the whole class
- george w bush promise
- Ming got bling
- trickle-up culture
- Steal This Dust Jacket
- Mickey D’s bad
- krankenbruder?
- goldberg accord
- the mystery of gonzo
- every black girl can sing
- 1 or 0 test
- WWJD? tm
- socialfunds.com
- monthly bills racket
- More than meets the eye
- Everybody Yawns
- Trackback for Beginners
- take a minute
- I'm having a wonderful time
- try the other door
- March 2003
- Wrestling and Star Trek
- PHP cookie script help
- the one-noise close
- strangers on trains
- ominous ring tones
- Gross Net
- Judge Teaser
- Why I’m not overweight.
- Version 8?
- Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
- Thank God it’s you
- Peyo vs. Pele
- Bed wetters wed better.
- Melon Mousse?!?
- etymology of frag
- Dallas Drivers
- KICK 2003
- Andre who?
- Butcher Shop Quarter
- Butcher Shop Quartet
- Flash Flash Revolution!
- Church of Elvis
- My Big Fat Greek Wedding
- STEP TWO
- February 2003
- Countdown to STEP TWO
- Episode 26
- Coffee the color of coffee
- Ter welcome
- STEP ONE
- 80s Party Pictures
- No nuts in ice cream!
- Kill, Doris. Kill them all.
- We’re going to hell.
- Parking Spots
- Q: Why does The Price
- Making another run…
- TRE Sunset
- you can take it with you
- puff puff puff
- January 2003
- dis or dat
- Hey. Michael Douglas did it.
- There’s no downside
- Kick the washer
- waking up a new man
- bimbos
- More pictures. Less words.
- Yesterday was plain awesome. It
- Lyn takes a mighty good
- water garden
- I am selling my first
- Somebody remind me, when I
- Episode 25
- My entire life, I’ve yearned
- “The State” was the only
- Death Car on the Freeway
- 2003 New Year’s Resolutions 1.
- Okay. This is one of
- I was annointed today. A
- December 2002
- the Rat King
- My nephew Christopher wants to
- Episode 24
- For those having just come
- Episode 23
- Honesty Moment: duly noted
- Darren: Boom chakka lakka. Bryan:
- thanks for all the Twizzlers
- Honesty Moment: multiplication
- Episode 22
- Switch to the dark side.
- There was a running gag
- Stop! Or I’ll say “Stop” again!
- No dark sock chasm
- November 2002
- mi familia
- Episode 20
- I overslept.
- Warm, butter, warm!
- Weasley. That punk.
- Almost lucid.
- When I’m 64.
- Missy, Sissy, Crissy
- Mortify
- Some dance to remember
- “People in enlightened societies don’t
- Episode 19
- Poems are personal. Until.
- Heh. Kizzotchen.
- Co-worker: “What’s with the coat?
- The secret
- Last night I was standing
- God bless the barbers.
- Boy.
- Time flies. Time dies.
- Apes apes apes apes
- Why is it, do you
- More than a decade ago
- October 2002
- Dude. Buy your own.
- Frickcam
- Luke Skywalker: You know of
- “she’s sexy as hell…” You
- Note to self: “prostate” is
- I don’t usually blog stolen
- How about, instead of celebrating
- All right. New rule. Nobody’s
- Diner Mirror Shot
- I had this really interesting
- You know the sort of
- As I explained to the
- In-Joke Storytime I had a
- Walking back toward the elevator,
- @rest.org
- Moments That Make Life Worth
- Rebecca gifted me with a
- I got a note on
- Okay, so they made “Movin’
- You never hear anybody say,
- Okay, so I put my
- My idea of funny is
- Dr Pepper Red Fusion! Tastes
- I can’t be entirely sure,
- December 2001
- I believe it is the
- You’re not going to believe
- I hoped and I prayed
- The last week was a
- Here’s a commercial for LOTR
- Seattle is supercool.
- So I’m sitting at my
- I was awoken by a
- Check this out:Where I work
- Coulda guessed it.If I were
- Screw off, KPMG
- There’s something about the concept
- weekly purgeMulholland Drive. David, David,
- November 2001
- Twin Peaks on DVD!!
- Changes I would make, were
- I had two very odd
- I forgot what I was
- Snow Crash was the first
- Today I’m joining a caravan
- Streaming Soundtracks
- Get the cool shoeshine.
- 10 minutes before work.I just
- Buffy on DVD! Buffy on
- It occurred to me that
- I just made, and ate,
- I am doughnuted out. I’ve
- Bird Dog. A love story.
- You know, now that I’m
- October 2001
- So I got that $25
- If you’d like an iced
- Vacation Hand turn on.I promise
- The world according to the
- The new Fellowship of the
- Today is Friday, and I
- I am well on my
- Eep. They’ve stopped making the
- The Handspring Treo looks so
- I put this up here,
- Well. Looks like we’re in
- The word “aren’t” really doesn’t
I bought socks. With - From part of a larger
- Great Moments in TV History
- I hate when people say
- Joan Rivers resigns from E!
- I called YadaYada and they
- I’m working Columbus Day, getting
- If it were possible, I
- When I’m lying in bed,
- September 2001
- I am the first kid
- Confessional At the end of,
- I gotta say, sometimes I’m
- “I guess I figured I’d
- I have been waiting for
- I had a friend in
- Also, over the past week
- One of these days it’s
- I miss you.
- Put the sugar in the
- For years, probably since the
- Well, the people at my
- Nicole Brodeur writes for the
- If you want to know
- I decided not to go
- So, on Sunday I was
- Here’s a question: If you
- I remember the first time
- The Onion has a good
- Anybody else remember when peta.com
- I was told in a
- Should I stay or should
- August 2001
- We don’t need no education.
- I have Saturday, Sunday and
- very delicious cheesecakes
- There have been way too
- So my company gives away
- The voice of my conscience
- No! I do not want
- looks at wooden chair *looks
- We had a 90-day review
- I think it was John
- I think it was Robert
- A house on a rocky
- T-10 Days to version 1.0
- I’m still unclear why “Personnel”
- This is the best optical
- Coming Full Circle If I
- While taking the Seattle
- I downloaded the new TMBG
- Okay. I don’t understand why
- “Tales for the l33t” presents
- We are Borg. Alcove
- Also, if I’m not speaking
- So, the King County Metro
- I first realized that the
- I’m annoyed. Annoyed and frustrated.
- Words are so much fun.
- July 2001
- How to Get an Instant
- I would just like to
- The other night I had
- Memento Hot damn. And I
- Planet of The Apes 2.0
- We realize now that nobody
- New goal: buy everything listed
- Thanks to Roby over at
- Honesty Moment: me neither
- Honesty Moment: oy
- The great northwest is populated
- I can’t believe I never
- It’s the little things about
- You know how at the
- A D&D Moment DM: All
- I went and made a
- Oh I learned something new
- The other day my cellphone
- Disclaimer: I am neither insane
- I am going to forgive
- Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
- 48 more hours of being
- Let me tell you about
- I updated my budget. I
- STEP THREE www.AdGrinder.com Yes, it’s
- Growing up in New Jersey,
- I will now proceed to
- June 2001
- According to Microsoft Money -
- I have a habit of
- I got to see one
- And now here’s a memory
- Honesty Moment: fire insurance
The day you - Yeah, you keep trying to
- Episode 18
- In a couple of weeks
- Yo, check out “Re-Pay” there.
- Episode 17
- Most clever thing I said
- Came to the conclusion years
- I find it fascinating that
- Here in the land of
- Warning: Liberal use of quotes
- I work twenty minutes away,
- Episode 16
- May 2001
- Honesty Moment: relish
- My God! Alex Karras who
- Not that I’m keeping track
- Scenes from the 7th Grade
- Pearl Harbor
- I didn’t realize this until
- You have to wonder what
- It looks like Corky from
- Me: “I just cut up
- Prairie Home Companion Online Archived
- 100 I Statements And the
- Diane, this morning I woke
- I need your help. Remember
- Episode 15
- Episode 14
- Carrier Pigeon Transfer Protocol
- Also, you know what pisses
- Here’s a nice break from
- Honesty Moment: blasted Redcoats
- Fellow classmate: “Is there going
- This is the end of
- April 2001
- So some self-proclaimed “Mad Poets”
- Undeniable proof that we’re living
- So the people who designed
- Managed to sleep for 12
- Darren: I agree with you
- Episode 13
- I have acquired much more
- Episode 12
- I just had a funny
- This morning I opened my
- Okay, so I just got
- You Will Suffer Humiliation When
- Bryan Philosophises I was standing
- I’ve broken down my base
- I added a fun little
- Soon on USA Network: The
- I should have mentioned this
- STEP TWO Return to work
- STEP ONE Return to work
- You know, all this change
- So. Got a Neon. Also
- The broadband is active. The
- Okay, so this was funny:
- DSL on tuesday. I only
- Webmonkey has a new article
- Bejeweled for the PalmOS Woo!
- It’s not until they tell
- Well, the good news is
- Nice Mr. Mike over at
- As one of a few
- I had what some might
- March 2001
- I don’t think outside the
- There must be something about
- No More ‘Puff Daddy’ -
- There’s a number of things
- Remember that episode of The
- It just occurred to me
